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Muslims are just as miserly as the jedis

  1. 2019-04-12 at 7:12 PM UTC
    #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    These gas prices are ridiculous nigga I know it was worse in 2006 when shit was like $5 a gallon but these sand people are ripping us off obviously. "supply and demand" my ass them niggas are just cashing in.

    Also you ever been to one of those pakistani bodegas? You can get cheap shit when you buy in bulk. But they're still making like 150% profit on everything.

    Damn I used to think the jedis were a greedy and miserly people. Now I realize the Muslims are that way also, and that's why jedis and Muslims are at odds because they want to take everything from us
  2. 2019-04-12 at 7:40 PM UTC
    #2
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Shoulda bought a Tesla my man.
  3. 2019-04-12 at 7:43 PM UTC
    #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    What sucks is we sell our oil on the world market, we should be using our own oil.
  4. 2019-04-12 at 7:49 PM UTC
    #4
    Octavian motherfucker
    Maybe if you dumbasses didn't enforce so many sanctions the rag heads would keep the oil prices low.
  5. 2019-04-12 at 10:08 PM UTC
    #5
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Octavian Maybe if you dumbasses didn't enforce so many sanctions the rag heads would keep the oil prices low.

    I always liked dune coon rather than rag head tbh
  6. 2019-04-13 at 2:03 AM UTC
    #6
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo These gas prices are ridiculous nigga I know it was worse in 2006 when shit was like $5 a gallon

    That was 2008.

    And you can only expect oil prices to increase from here on out. The big dip after 2008 was due to fracking + recession, neither of which apply today.
  7. 2019-04-13 at 2:39 AM UTC
    #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > keeps Iran and Venezuela off the market
    > decimates Iraq and Syria's production capacity
    > tries to prosecute OPEC using US law

    Oy vey why is petrol so expensive
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  8. 2019-04-13 at 2:54 AM UTC
    #8
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Keep in mind OPEC is actually unbelievably generous and accommodating when it comes to keeping oil prices low.

    Part of it is because none of these Arab Princes really understand that oil actually does run out.

    Their worthless desert doesn't just grow oil because Allah decreed so. As a result they are willing to run the pumps hard, because as far as they are concerned from their private jets oil is just like sea-water - basically infinite.

    If/when they ever do realise that oil actually runs out, then look out for production cuts. $100 a barrel minimum oil will be back for ever.
  9. 2019-04-13 at 3:01 AM UTC
    #9
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Also I take exception to the anti-semitic canard that jedis are mean with their money.

    They are unbelievably generous with their money when it comes to philanthropy, education, learning and the arts. For instance Charles Kushner paid like $6.5 million to get Jared Kushner into Harvard. David Gelbaum gave $100 million to the Sierra Club to stop opposing immigration and embrace open borders. The SPLC has a $500 million endowment - much of it from wealthy jedis.

    I have always found that jedis are actually amazingly generous with their money. They just don't want you having it.
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