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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    1066 Battle of Hastings

    Originally posted by Wikipedia The Battle of Hastings was fought on 14 October 1066 between the Norman-French army of William, the Duke of Normandy, and an English army under the Anglo-Saxon King Harold Godwinson, beginning the Norman conquest of England. It took place approximately 7 miles (11 kilometres) northwest of Hastings, close to the present-day town of Battle, East Sussex, and was a decisive Norman victory.

    The background to the battle was the death of the childless King Edward the Confessor in January 1066, which set up a succession struggle between several claimants to his throne. Harold was crowned king shortly after Edward's death, but faced invasions by William, his own brother Tostig, and the Norwegian King Harald Hardrada (Harold III of Norway). Hardrada and Tostig defeated a hastily gathered army of Englishmen at the Battle of Fulford on 20 September 1066, and were in turn defeated by Harold at the Battle of Stamford Bridge five days later. The deaths of Tostig and Hardrada at Stamford Bridge left William as Harold's only serious opponent. While Harold and his forces were recovering, William landed his invasion forces in the south of England at Pevensey on 28 September 1066 and established a beachhead for his conquest of the kingdom. Harold was forced to march south swiftly, gathering forces as he went.

    The exact numbers present at the battle are unknown; modern estimates are around 10,000 for William and about 7,000 for Harold. The composition of the forces is clearer; the English army was composed almost entirely of infantry and had few archers, whereas only about half of the invading force was infantry, the rest split equally between cavalry and archers. Harold appears to have tried to surprise William, but scouts found his army and reported its arrival to William, who marched from Hastings to the battlefield to confront Harold. The battle lasted from about 9 am to dusk. Early efforts of the invaders to break the English battle lines had little effect; therefore, the Normans adopted the tactic of pretending to flee in panic and then turning on their pursuers. Harold's death, probably near the end of the battle, led to the retreat and defeat of most of his army. After further marching and some skirmishes, William was crowned as king on Christmas Day 1066.

    There continued to be rebellions and resistance to William's rule, but Hastings effectively marked the culmination of William's conquest of England. Casualty figures are hard to come by, but some historians estimate that 2,000 invaders died along with about twice that number of Englishmen. William founded a monastery at the site of the battle, the high altar of the abbey church supposedly placed at the spot where Harold died.
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    1331

    The Battle of Płowce between the Kingdom of Poland and the Teutonic Order is fought.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    12,049

    IM IN SPACE

    BLOCK CHAIN THEORY
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  4. #4
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
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    The Romans capture Serdica (modern Sofia), named after the Celtic tribe the Serdi.
    Agrippina the Elder is exiled to the island of Pandataria, and her sons (except Caligula) are imprisoned by Lucius Aelius Sejanus.
    Aulus Plautius, later leader of the invasion of Britain under the Emperor Claudius, was the suffect consul alongside Lucius Nonius Asprenas for July-December of AD 29.
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    According to the Gospel of Luke (Luke 3:1-2), the ministries of John the Baptist and Jesus probably began in this year.[1] Jesus baptized by John the Baptist.
    Jesus executed according to Roman Catholic tradition.[2]
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    Julia the Younger ages (estimated date), Roman noblewoman and granddaughter of the late emperor Augustus (b. 19BC)
    Livia, wife of Caesar Augustus and mother of then-current Roman Emperor Tiberius (b. 58 BC)
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    The Triple Alliance of 1668 is formed between England, Sweden and the United Provinces. February 13 – In Lisbon, a peace treaty is established between Afonso VI of Portugal and Carlos II of Spain, by mediation of Charles II of England, in which the legitimacy of the Portuguese monarch is recognized.

    #1 selling song in 1668 - Fuck your mother by the Heavy Wanker Brigade.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The Battle of Orléans took place in the year 463 pitting the forces of the Kingdom of Soissons, under the command of the magister...
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee The Battle of Orléans took place in the year 463 pitting the forces of the Kingdom of Soissons, under the command of the magister…

    Sounds dull as fuck.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not a psychic. Probably all dead.
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    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    40 - Religious crusades, idk. Probably something nerdy.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wait- r we doing thankses given or received?
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Wait- r we doing thankses given or received?

    Narcissists are doing the ones received.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    1410 - Antipope John XXIII is elected.

    The fuck is an antipope?

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    113 - Pliny the Younger died.

    I don't have many thanks.
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