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I guess it seems that jedis in fact do not have a very high IQ

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    They can't even land on the moon in 2019

    The goys did it back in the fucking 50s


    hahahahaha
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Studies have generally found Ashkenazi jedis to have an average IQ in the range of 107 to 115, and Ashkenazi jedis as a group have had successes in intellectual fields out of proportion to their numbers.

    Also, landing on objects outside the Earth's atmosphere costs huge amounts of money, time, and effort.

    Intelligence is not the only barrier.
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    Oppies mom landed her moon on my face and it only cost her $50.
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  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Introducing the pH-IQ scale:



    People range in intelligence from basic bitches to Hasidic Ashkenazi.
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yet somehow they are able to run the world and keep you brainwashed.
  6. #6
    Octavian motherfucker
    We are all witnesses to the evergrowing Zionist annexing of Palestine, soon to be nothing.

    RIP
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    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Oppies mom landed her moon on my face and it only cost her $50.

    how much for me?
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The first (((privately))) funded mission to the Moon has crashed on the lunar surface after the apparent failure of its main engine.

    The Israeli spacecraft - called Beresheet - attempted a soft landing, but suffered technical problems on its descent to the Moon's surface.

    Israel hoped to become the fourth country to land a spacecraft on the Moon.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47879538

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Schlomo can not into space
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  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    You can't have a nuke program and a space program that's illegal as fuck
  11. #11
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost You can't have a nuke program and a space program that's illegal as fuck

    Why not? They can spend their Shekels how they like.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    They aren't supposed to have nukes so they shouldn't be allowed to use rockets either, this is gonna end with a Mecca as a smoking crater.
  13. #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost This is gonna end with a Mecca as a smoking crater.

    Now that I would would love to see.
  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The religion of cubes is at war with the religion of stars...





    The last one standing has to then go up against the religion of triangles...

  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    I'd rather see it happen to Israel. Mecca has the holy cube which is a part of sacred geometry and important to the Trianglist faith.

  16. #16
    Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah part of this enjoyable fantasized event would include Saudi Arabia firing one back.

    Tbh I think every Muslim country would already be sending nuke sandwiches to Jerusalem.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47879538

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Schlomo can not into space

    They're gonna have to call in Palestinians to build the rock-ets and they'll be shot up with a big ol slingshot.
  18. #18
    Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Introducing the pH-IQ scale:



    People range in intelligence from basic bitches to Hasidic Ashkenazi.

    they just used a different margin of visable light array of nano-meters that ranged from 300-700

    I'm the Yellowish-Green on here. this color chart isn't right, the yellowish Green should be just one color right of average green.

    nano-meter 555 is the brightest color of view. it's used on traffic signs. 5-5-5 ubasic-nrgftg

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    Originally posted by gadzooks Also, landing on objects outside the Earth's atmosphere costs huge amounts of money, time, and effort.

    Intelligence is not the only barrier.

    1) Landing on the moon costs a lot of money. We have no use of being able to land on the moon. The Soviets launched the first satellite. To this day we use satellites, but we don't regularly go to the moon. Some say the landing was faked anyway. Why would greedy jedis spend lots of money to do something that will be irrelevant in the future?

    2) Early attempts by the U.S. government (not some flimsy privately owned firm) to land on the moon also resulted in crashes. Something about wrong assumptions about the center mass of the moon or somesuch shit.

    3) NASA would not exist if it were not for captured Nazi scientists. Nazi scientists got part of their knowledge from the jedis. For example, Fritz Haber invented teh Haber–Bosch process, which allowed for the mass production of ammonia, which is used in fertilizer and also explosives. The Nazis used this process to mass produce bombs during WW2.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    I think the most disappointing fact is there being no other earth like planets within distance. That fact always remains.
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