From zero to hero

1. 2019-04-11 at 10:48 AM UTC

   #1
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
   So I am a 111lbs hikikomori with autism and slowly slipping into madness
   
   What if .... I could turn this all around and become a superman like Trent Reznor
   
   so here is the goal
   
   I'm going to leave here and never return
   
   but
   
   I'm not just going to return to my hikikomori life and spend the next several years playing animal crossing and pokemon, which I will, but anyways I plan on putting on some weight, gaining muscle and becoming either a programming god or a music god or both
   
   then you'll all see me in the news and try to claim me as one of your own for e-cred
   but I'll deny having ever known any of you
   so anyways
   
   peace out
2. 2019-04-11 at 10:50 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Phantasmagoria So I am a 111lbs hikikomori with autism and slowly slipping into madness
   
   What if …. I could turn this all around and become a superman like Trent Reznor
   
   so here is the goal
   
   I'm going to leave here and never return
   
   but
   
   I'm not just going to return to my hikikomori life and spend the next several years playing animal crossing and pokemon, which I will, but anyways I plan on putting on some weight, gaining muscle and becoming either a programming god or a music god or both
   
   then you'll all see me in the news and try to claim me as one of your own for e-cred
   but I'll deny having ever known any of you
   so anyways
   
   peace out

   
   Shut up you fucking robot
3. 2019-04-11 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   You’d be my hero if you actually left here, after you’ve said bye 1,439,657,987 times now. Shoo go away.
4. 2019-04-11 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #4
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   how many times have you made this thread now
5. 2019-04-11 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #5
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra how many times have you made this thread now

   
   As many times as I have told myself I would start programming or making music
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
6. 2019-04-11 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   what sort of programming are you interested in?
7. 2019-04-11 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   So you’re a real “go getter” eh?
8. 2019-04-11 at 10:59 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Fuck off to the woods and never come back
   
   Legend will soon follow.
9. 2019-04-11 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #9
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
10. 2019-04-11 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria So I am a 111lbs hikikomori with autism and slowly slipping into madness
    
    What if …. I could turn this all around and become a superman like Trent Reznor
    
    so here is the goal
    
    I'm going to leave here and never return
    
    but
    
    I'm not just going to return to my hikikomori life and spend the next several years playing animal crossing and pokemon, which I will, but anyways I plan on putting on some weight, gaining muscle and becoming either a programming god or a music god or both
    
    then you'll all see me in the news and try to claim me as one of your own for e-cred
    but I'll deny having ever known any of you
    so anyways
    
    peace out

    
    Goodwill are hiring.
11. 2019-04-11 at 12:40 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Goodwill is a perfect scam
12. 2019-04-11 at 12:57 PM UTC

    #12
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    I tried applying to goodwill once
    
    those places are so fucking depressing so no thanks
    goodwill is like the second worst place you could ever work at after walmart