Jail in about 48 hours

1. 2019-04-10 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #41
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Protect your cornhole

   
   Tell him how to do that cornholio.
2. 2019-04-10 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #42
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If they try and rape you and you can't fight back, your last resort is to shit yourself.
3. 2019-04-10 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If they try ad rape you and you can't fight back, your last resort is to shit yourself.

   
   You mean provide free lube?
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4. 2019-04-10 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You have to fight bodily functions with bodily functions.
5. 2019-04-10 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You have to fight bodily functions with bodily functions.

   
   Cum and shit swirl soft serve crammed back into your anus
6. 2019-04-10 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   BTW it's actually sick to joke about prison rape.
   
   If rape is going to be a part of his sentence at least have your judges order it.
   
   Otherwise it's joking about someone being a victim of a crime that only occurred after you trapped and disarmed him.
7. 2019-04-10 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #47
   yabbadabbadindunuthin oplus is dead, long live oplus [my sedative well-conducted austrocedrus]
   What did OP do?
8. 2019-04-10 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #48
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by yabbadabbadindunuthin What did OP do?

   
   Hate speech on NIS in the UK
9. 2019-04-10 at 11:59 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   ARTICLE THIRTEEN'D
   
   AMERICA BABYYYY
10. 2019-04-11 at 12:18 AM UTC

    #50
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Protect your cornhole

    
    UNPROTECTED SEX
    
    BLOCK CHAIN THEORY
11. 2019-04-11 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian 2 years for running a kid over. Definitely getting banged in jail.

    
    wait.. running a kid over? Is Insigator Beto?
12. 2019-04-11 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Instigator Space Nigga
    Im thinking.about getting the bus to blackpool instead
13. 2019-04-11 at 8:51 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Instigator Im thinking.about getting the bus to blackpool instead

    
    Come to Ireland we'll become highwaymen and hold up stagecoaches and live as scofflaws.
14. 2019-04-11 at 8:53 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Instigator Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Come to Ireland we'll become highwaymen and hold up stagecoaches and live as scofflaws.

    
    Whats a scofflaw?
    
    How much is the bus to ireland?
15. 2019-04-11 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Instigator, I’ll miss you. Glad your spending your time here so I can laugh my ass off at your antics.
    
    Truly bud, stay strong, do your time, and come back in one piece. I bet a lot of us will still be here to welcome you back.
    
    ❤️
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16. 2019-04-11 at 11:02 AM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    handle the soap with care
17. 2019-04-11 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #57
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    instigate a fight first thing
18. 2019-04-11 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Technologist Instigator, I’ll miss you. Glad your spending your time here so I can laugh my ass off at your antics.
    
    Truly bud, stay strong, do your time, and come back in one piece. I bet a lot of us will still be here to welcome you back.
    
    ❤️

    
    can you pls back away from my man
19. 2019-04-12 at 12:01 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Krow African Astronaut
    forget the bus. go to the least likely place they would look for you if you go on the run. Your next door neighbours house or 2 houses down if possible.
    
    no don't run.
20. 2019-04-12 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #60
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    I will mail you printed copies of NIS threads.
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