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  1. #21
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Instigator Autism makes you forgetful.

    Lol said the Autistic fuck who will be on rule 43 protection.
  2. #22
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Lol

    I actually left last time with a shit load of debt so you could be right.
  3. #23
    Damn britbongs
  4. #24
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Instigator Lol

    I actually left last time with a shit load of debt so you could be right.

    Dat spice
  5. #25
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Octavian Dat spice

    That and subutex
  6. #26
    Octavian motherfucker
    How old are you and how many times you been jail?

    Belmarsh for you faggit'
  7. #27
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Just the once but I did.two years got out got.recalled.after a month and did most of my 49 months

    Think I did 43 months in total

    Jail aint hard anyways...just gonna stay off all the.shit this time.


    Hopefully they send me to the jail where ive been promised my old kitchen job back.
  8. #28
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian How old are you and how many times you been jail?

    Belmarsh for you faggit'

    Thats one of the few jails in the south I've not been to.


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  9. #29
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
  10. #30
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Narc Thats one of the few jails in the south I've not been to.


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    Ive done

    Nottingham(shithole...victorian era wings)
    Dovegate(2 canteens a week oi oi)
    Featherstone( shithole full of asians)
    Oakwood( screws dont.know what theyre doing....yam yam shithole aswell)
    Sudbury( was full of mephedrone when I was there )
    Stoke heath ( regime was sound but just as I was leaving.they changed lock up to quarter to 8 or something.and I hated.it)
  11. #31
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Of the top of my head I done:
    the scrubs,
    Wandsworth,
    bullingdon,
    Chelmsford,
    Bedford,
    the mount,
    Exeter,
    Channing's wood
    Wood hill.

    Sure I'm missing one or two, will edit later if I think of them.

    Which was best/worst for you inst?

    I'd have to go with the mount as best and Exeter or wood hill as worst. I prolly would have put Wandsworth near the bottom except I knew quite a few boats in there so that made up for it a bit.


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  12. #32
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Instigator Ive done

    Nottingham(shithole…victorian era wings)
    Dovegate(2 canteens a week oi oi)
    Featherstone( shithole full of asians)
    Oakwood( screws dont.know what theyre doing….yam yam shithole aswell)
    Sudbury( was full of mephedrone when I was there )
    Stoke heath ( regime was sound but just as I was leaving.they changed lock up to quarter to 8 or something.and I hated.it)

    Ain't most of them open nicks?
    I know dovegate is that private jail everyone at bullingdon was raving about coz you had showers in the cells and shit. lol


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  13. #33
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Narc Which was best/worst for you inst?




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    Nottingham was the worst, didnt really understand what I was doing at the time cause I was on remand but the showers were fly infested, I had some of the weirdest cell mates..people always asking to buy my trainers...I had some weird cunt coming to my cell with.stencils he had done of butterflys on the back of sandwich bags trying to swap for.burn...

    I drank some hooch and ended up convulsing and the screws thought id smoke.mamba so they were pissed off with me.

    Food was cold most of the time cause there was always problems at unlock.


    Best was probably stoke heath the best I had an easy barista.job for 3 months so used to get free food and then worked in the kitchen..most of the screws were old school but easy to get along with and you get let out.of your.cell more if you were kitchen staff.
  14. #34
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Narc Ain't most of them open nicks?
    I know dovegate is that private jail everyone at bullingdon was raving about coz you had showers in the cells and shit. lol


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    Sudburys a D cat
    Dovegates B
    Nottingham could be a B not sure


    The rest are C
  15. #35
    *doesnt like any prisons*

    how odd.
  16. #36
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by DietPiano *doesnt like any prisons*

    how odd.

    Fag
  17. #37
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    What is there to like?


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  18. #38
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Although I say that but prison is full of idiots who really seem to like it, lol.


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  19. #39
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Octavian Hahahaha I don't remember being a try hard but yes, Oct was me.

    I remember you being a try hard and making threads about working out and how beta you allegedly were and posting goodfellas gifs and stuff. It's all good tho I was pretty dumb too. How's fubi doing I heard he's all gay rainbows and sunshine now
  20. #40
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo I remember you being a try hard and making threads about working out and how beta you allegedly were and posting goodfellas gifs and stuff. It's all good tho I was pretty dumb too. How's fubi doing I heard he's all gay rainbows and sunshine now

    He's married, off the herron and left me in this shithole town and moved down South. His mum and dad left him the house the lucky fucker, he probably sold it. His wife's a paralegal and keeps him on the straight and narrow. He got his happy ending, I'm still finding mine.

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