Tomorrow is my last day alive (apparently)

1. 2019-04-09 at 8:11 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Just can't fucking wait to be "innialated".
   
   Why so fearfully announced though?
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2. 2019-04-09 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   That tooth.
3. 2019-04-09 at 8:13 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Go get drunk
4. 2019-04-09 at 8:14 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Jesus a shirt, a pullover and a coat? maybe a vest below too?
5. 2019-04-09 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Remind him that there's a lot of stabbings going on
6. 2019-04-09 at 9:16 PM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   Triple chin alert.
7. 2019-04-09 at 9:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Just can't fucking wait to be "innialated".

   
   Lol
8. 2019-04-09 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   RIP OP
9. 2019-04-09 at 11:17 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Octavian
   
   
   
   
   
   Just can't fucking wait to be "innialated".
   
   Why so fearfully announced though?

   
   Don't people who use the words, quid, and lad, scare you OP.. When they start speaking American, it's time to worry..
10. 2019-04-09 at 11:20 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    is he your pimp or something?
11. 2019-04-09 at 11:36 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Don't people who use the words, quid, and lad, scare you OP.. When they start speaking American, it's time to worry..

    
    Depends on who's mouth they leave lol.
    
    Words fall from mouth like shit from ass.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby is he your pimp or something?

    
    No I called his gf a whore which she is. I think this is some form of taxation for offending her honor I'm not quite sure.
12. 2019-04-09 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn whores
13. 2019-04-10 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Damn whores

    
    It's not the whores fault, it's the guys stupid enough to fight over the whores..
14. 2019-04-10 at 12:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian No I called his gf a whore which she is. I think this is some form of taxation for offending her honor I'm not quite sure.

    
    So he’s charging you 40 quid for calling her a whore, essentially making her a whore. Lol.
15. 2019-04-10 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by ohfralala So he’s charging you 40 quid for calling her a whore, essentially making her a whore. Lol.

    
    Yeah I think I get a discount cause I'm unemployed. It did make me laugh at such a low number, maybe it correlates to his gf's worth. I told him it won't be enough to sort his teeth, but I'll help knock them out.
16. 2019-04-10 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Knock out his females teeth while you're at it. Should be able to suck dick better anyways.
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17. 2019-04-10 at 12:21 AM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Octavian No I called his gf a whore which she is. I think this is some form of taxation for offending her honor I'm not quite sure.

    
    Cuck him
18. 2019-04-10 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    and then fuck them both!!!
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19. 2019-04-10 at 12:31 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wham bam thank you ma’am!
20. 2019-04-10 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is that literally Hugh Grant?