AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Post you favorite one here. Mine is "When the going gets weird the weird turn pro". Runner up is "There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment". Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/h/huntersth588280.html
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