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Every Doug has his day
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2016-11-29 at 1:29 AM UTCI was walking down the alley with a brew, almost midnight and a dog started barking at me.
In such a way where even with my headphones on I could hear myself scream "shut up!" and I could also hear the owner
trying to calm the dog down.
The dog lept over the mini fence and started chasing me, I turned around and quickly threw my can of lonestar at the dog
and it hit him sqare in the snout. Cujo started nawing on my leg while i thrashed in the alley trying to gouge it's eyes out.
The owner came and started trying to drag the dog off of me but a piece of my skin covering my Achilles tendon peeled like a banana, and i
started to throw up not only because I was having skin ripped off of me but mostly because I was coming off of alcohol withradwals
and have a huge gag reflex.
The guy finnally pulled the dog off of me and said "doug stop!" while grabbling with the dog to the ground. And I said "what?
thats my name? And he said "thats also my name..." and we all came together in an embrace of a triad of doug's who always just
wanted love in this world.
His dog died 2 weeks later after the gouging of his dogs eyes i did. and I have a lawsuit pending against me for animal abuse.
I guess somethings will never end.
Doug Mcgregor is an american sci-fi/fantasy author who grew up in Austin Tx. born 1987 and still currently resides in Austin, Tx with
his current cat, Archie Mcgregor.
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2016-11-29 at 1:32 AM UTC#Pizzagate
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2016-11-29 at 1:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR #Pizzagate
derpadewgate# -
2016-11-29 at 1:37 AM UTCYou believe literally every dumb shit but the truth isn't dumb enough for you to believe.
You have probably sold your daughter to child abusers. -
2016-11-29 at 1:40 AM UTCBill Krozbys daughter is going to be the worst stripper ever
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2016-11-29 at 1:42 AM UTCShe's is locked up in a torture chamber somewhere.
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2016-11-29 at 4:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR You believe literally every dumb shit but the truth isn't dumb enough for you to believe.
You have probably sold your daughter to child abusers.
Wow way to derail a thread retard. -
2016-11-29 at 4:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum Bill Krozbys daughter is going to be the worst stripper ever
You don't know that -
2016-11-29 at 5:17 AM UTCSo did the dude name his dog after himself or what?
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2016-11-29 at 6:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny So did the dude name his dog after himself or what?
i dunno man, it's a mystery and i'm still writing the rest. you'll just have to wait and see/read =)
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2016-11-29 at 6:14 AM UTCWhat if it's one of the gangstalkers?
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2016-11-29 at 6:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Actor What if it's one of the gangstalkers?
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2016-11-29 at 6:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR You believe literally every dumb shit but the truth isn't dumb enough for you to believe.
You have probably sold your daughter to child abusers.
did I ever say I did or didn't believe in pizzagate? and what does my short story have to do with my daughter? You must be a special kind of stupid. -
2016-11-29 at 7:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR You believe literally every dumb shit but the truth isn't dumb enough for you to believe.
You have probably sold your daughter to child abusers.
At least he doesn't believe in pizza gate.
Originally posted by Actor What if it's one of the gangstalkers?
at its tinneist? -
2016-11-29 at 8:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR She's is locked up in a torture chamber somewhere.
You'd like to think that because you're a sick person -
2016-11-29 at 8:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump At least he doesn't believe in pizza gate.
at its tinneist?
I don't know enough about pizza gate. Stranger things have happened I'm sure, I believe that children are sold on a daiky basis. Especially between Mexico and the US. Which FBI director Ted Gunderson has gone public about.
But this wiki leaks release screams sensationalism,considering the manner it fell onto all of our laps.
If it is true, than in some twisted way this mainstream conspiracy theory would make many people look a lot closer at such claims.
But this is the year of the great deception. And no wonder most of you eat pizzagate up with a knife and a fork. No pun intended chickens -
2016-11-29 at 8:35 PM UTCYou tell the most fascinating stores, Doug. I mean, Bill Krozby. Or Doug. I guess that Douggy just couldn't help but be attracted to you.
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2016-11-30 at 1:28 AM UTC^Thanks you can now call me, DROZ
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2016-11-30 at 1:47 AM UTCYou believe the earth is flat.
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2016-11-30 at 2:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR You believe the earth is flat.
And you're grasping at straws, you're starting to sound like enter now.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-11-30T02:48:07.927873+00:00
