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meth turns me into a rapist

  1. #1
    faggot Yung Blood
    does this drug do this to anyone else too?
  2. #2
    It turns me into an incestuous porn addict
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    meth makes my willy small
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That would be like cool and shit


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  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by POLECAT meth makes my willy small

    This one right here.

    Enough of the stuff and I'm a full on "inny".
  6. #6
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Meth makes me feel like a goddamn champion and it causes me to beat my dick like it owes me money
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    12 hour Jack off session
  8. #8
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Meth makes my dick look like a belly button.

    Pro tip: if you can't get it hard, just rub it back n forth on a pillowcase until the desired effect has been reached.

    Pro pro tip: It doesn't even have to be your pillowcase.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox It turns me into an incestuous porn addict

    Zanick? Lol
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    It makes me retarded, this was all just advanced meth psychosis btw

    Originally posted by Ghost I was doing Tek pipe tricks hitting the stem (inhaling through the bowl) and I was upside down.

    I fucked up somewhere and the flame of the lighter grazed my left eye. Now the carnucle is really swollen. My right eye looks normal but the left one looks like I've been smoking weed (I haven't)

    My vision is cloudy and when I look at the bibliotek theme with my right eye closed it's slighter darker and all the shadows on my wall also get darker, It also hurts, feels like something is lodged inside.

    Do I need to go to the hospital? I don't have obamacare

    The thing on the bottom left is where I injured it
  11. #11
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Your car uncle?
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah it's the part you rub when it gets sleep in it
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