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Man my dishwashing job sucks dick...

  1. #1
    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I should just quit and forage trash cans for cans and bottles to turn in for the 10 cents. As a bonus I might find some used condoms to put on and Jack off with.

    JK (bout the condoms)
  2. #2
    you could do this OP
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    only problem at my job is the guys say I'm working to hard and I need to slack off more, so we start at 8 am and we stand around bullshitting till about 10 am then we kinda work till about 2 pm when we take an hr lunch,, on the clock,, then we go back to the job and work till 4 pm and thats when we start overtime,, we dont get time and a half but we only work 15 min an hr during overtime,, 12 hr days are pretty easy
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dishwashing has to be the shittiest job in the world once you factor in wages.

    Do they at least give you some microscopic share of the tip pool?
  5. #5
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III you could do this OP

    He'd have to shop for nicer clothes tho..
  6. #6
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I have a permanent hunchback from being a 6'7" dishwasher for 2 1/2 years. I never thought washing dishes could be so brutal. Hot sweaty, sticky all day long, on your feet the entire shift. Hands all print and soft, so your skin splits and cuts easily. I always had knife cuts on my knuckles or sides of my fingers from the cambros/ metal prep pans. No matter how fast you work, shit ALWAYS needs washing, so you're just fucked. And if you get lucky and the share with back of house, at best your take home for a night is like $10 bc the busboys and cooks get the biggest cut.

    One of the reasons I started selling drugs. The cooks and busboys already made sure I had a. Half ounce or more of shit on me each day so I might as well branch out.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    You people have clearly never worked while high on methamphetamine
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