2019-04-06 at 2:43 PM UTC
If you were forced to take a bite from one of 'em?
2019-04-06 at 2:45 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
either way, would a bite from these kill you?
2019-04-06 at 2:47 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
I like aussie girls so I'll take the sydney one
2019-04-06 at 2:52 PM UTC
Are they dead? Always fancied eating spiders.
2019-04-06 at 2:56 PM UTC
Matt, how about a bite by a brown recluse on the tip of your dick so you can watch it putrefy and slowly rot off.
Your new screen name can be "Stumpy".
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
not many funnel-webs around sydney, thank fuck for that. they're mostly further north where it's hotter and wetter.
a wandering spider is supposed to be the most venemous in the world, but a funnel web is absurdly vicious and almost as likely to kill you. they're covered in black armor so they're hard to kill, have fangs that can punch through clothes and even toe/fingernails and will often attack on sight rather than running away.
I wouldn't really want to come across either, but at least with a wandering spider it's more likely to run in the other direction
2019-04-06 at 3:11 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I've never been bitten. Seen plenty of redbacks (gotta be careful putting your hands in small gaps, picking up bricks etc., I think they're virtually the same as black widows), mouse spiders, huntsmans etc.
Huntsmans are everywhere, people tend to be terrified of them because they're huge but they're mostly harmless and clear out other bugs like cockroaches. Once one fell out of a tree and landed on my face over my eye, and I instinctively punched myself in the face to kill it. I don't know what the statistic is but a good number of road accidents every year are due to a huntsman coming out of the air vent and running across the windshield or something, causing the driver to freak out and drive off the road.
I've seen a few snakes, a red belly black snake turned up at my primary school once, saw a few brown snakes on my grandparents' property in the country - they had dogs that would spot them, then my granddad would kill them with a stick.
2019-04-06 at 3:21 PM UTC
Guess you have to have iron balls to want to go camping in Australia
Fiddlebacks and widows are common where I live. Never had to deal with them myself. Years ago a coworker took a fiddleback bite on the forearm and it was rough looking. He said a Dr pulled out a huge yellow puss sack from the wound.
2019-04-06 at 3:24 PM UTC
I could really have used a Brazilian wandering spider all those times I had major coke dick.
2019-04-06 at 3:29 PM UTC
I used to have a rose hair tarantula
2019-04-06 at 4:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
Once one fell out of a tree and landed on my face over my eye, and I instinctively punched myself in the face to kill it.
your instinct is defective so maybe its time you stop trusting it.
a functional instinct is to shake your head vigorously like your on xtc so that its thrown out by the centrifugal forces generated.
unless of course you enjoy having bug goo smeared across your face.
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2019-04-06 at 5:10 PM UTC
The eastern brown snake is a species that is large, quick, fast and aggressive.
2019-04-06 at 5:14 PM UTC
Because of their wandering nature, the Brazilian wandering spider often ends up in bunches of bananas, that are shipped elsewhere in the world. Be careful next time you reach for that bunch of bananas at your local grocery store, folks...😃🙄
