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  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Holy Hell man. Just accidentally tuned into the Christian radio station and they are literally begging for donations, like, that's all they're doing. Just this man and woman going on and on about how if they don't get donations NOW, families will go starving and they'll no longer continue to be able to keep spreading the music that shares Jesus and saves the world. They keep using those words and stressing the importance of donating and helping them meet their goal.... Well shit man, how come none of these other stations are begging for donations every time I turn to them? What's this all about?!??
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Are you livid? You sound irate.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Are you livid? You sound irate.

    I'm CURIOUS teeheeheeee. Curious.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I have 444 thankses. Can u beat that???
  5. #5
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    They don't sell commercials
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Can u forbid anyone else from posting in this thread? It'll be our thread only ok??
  7. #7
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    I have mixed feelings about this. Don't really see anything wrong with someone wanting to donate if that's how they feel. But the constant soliciting and trying to make people feel guilty is shady lol
  8. #8
    I like to donate to things I appreciate if I have the money but my rule is "if they try to guilt trip me, they don't get any donations"
  9. #9
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox I like to donate to things I appreciate if I have the money but my rule is "if they try to guilt trip me, they don't get any donations"

    Ditto. March of dimes is terrible about this. "Here's a dime for you...PWEEEEEEASSE SEND IT BACK along with 10 dollars or you're a terrible person."

    No. Thanks for the dime dingleshits.
  10. #10
    Octavian motherfucker
    Good, the families' starvation would go unreported. That money just covers the child porn & blow at the christmas parties the dirty nonce bastards.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    how about we donate to the familes and forget about the radio station...why do we need a middle man....then we can leave out the filler about Hay Zeus too
  12. #12
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Over here I think usually Christians are quite well funded, so they don't emphasise the whole cap-in-hand bit so much.

    America has so many bullshit little "Pastors" and monkey-in-suit "Ministers" that maybe the market has kinda become saturated and the whole thing is begging for money just to stay afloat.

    Or maybe it's just how America is. Like how Sportsball games are like half advertisements. They don't need to be, but they want to make as much money as possible.
  13. #13
    There are so many of those here. The thing about Christian radio is that it is a very specific genre, it's not just music with Christian lyrics, it's unanimously either slow and depressing or slow and peppy and upbeat, always rep rep repetitive with CHOROUS every CHOUROUS 5 seconds.

    It's made so that "everybody can sing along to it, stomp you feet, raise your hands, and praise your lord" but that nobody would want to.

    Christianity is the most truest form of FEAR ANNOUNCED.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M FUCKING SCARED OF DIEING MORE THAN YOU, therfor I'm a GOOD PERSON and your a BAD PERSON!
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess I realize that most of them arent really ad supported, though, I still can't shake the notion that nearly every time I've listened to or come across Christian radio in the past, the DJs are asking for monetary donations to keep the station going. That's what stood out here, along with the woman more or less babbling with horrible sentence structure and awkward pauses as she seemingly ad-libbed her way through the thing.
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