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How can i trick a girl into liking me

  1. 2019-03-26 at 6:21 PM UTC
    #141
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    Not a dry pie in the house.

    An Adama's Apple would have been a nice touch.
  2. 2019-04-01 at 6:21 PM UTC
    #142
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Here's a little chick hack. They love it when a man has a little flaw or weakness of some kind that they can help you with. I don't mean like being a total pussy, they want you to be a man. But everyone has a weakness and if its something they can help you with it gives them that idea that they're important, like you need them. It could be like if she's good with maths tell her you suck at doing the accounts and you'd really appreciate if she could help you with it. Anything like that that makes them feel like you value them for more than just their pussy. Plus if you use your head you get them to do some chore you hate doing and get them wet while they do it for you.



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  3. 2019-04-01 at 6:28 PM UTC
    #143
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Narc Here's a little chick hack. They love it when a man has a little flaw or weakness of some kind that they can help you with. I don't mean like being a total pussy, they want you to be a man. But everyone has a weakness and if its something they can help you with it gives them that idea that they're important, like you need them. It could be like if she's good with maths tell her you suck at doing the accounts and you'd really appreciate if she could help you with it. Anything like that that makes them feel like you value them for more than just their pussy. Plus if you use your head you get them to do some chore you hate doing and get them wet while they do it for you.



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    "I'm just so terrible at doing dishes and making sandwiches."
  4. 2019-04-01 at 6:33 PM UTC
    #144
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Obbe "I'm just so terrible at doing dishes and making sandwiches."

    Its why so many women are content just being housewives. You'll need to raise the game a little for some of these more modern chicks tho.


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  5. 2019-04-01 at 6:36 PM UTC
    #145
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Obbe "I'm just so terrible at doing dishes and making sandwiches."



    And dusting and vacuuming and cutting the grass and changing poopy diapers and getting up to get me a beer and giving myself a blow job.
  6. 2019-04-11 at 5:45 AM UTC
    #146
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc Here's a little chick hack. They love it when a man has a little flaw or weakness of some kind that they can help you with. I don't mean like being a total pussy, they want you to be a man. But everyone has a weakness and if its something they can help you with it gives them that idea that they're important, like you need them. It could be like if she's good with maths tell her you suck at doing the accounts and you'd really appreciate if she could help you with it. Anything like that that makes them feel like you value them for more than just their pussy. Plus if you use your head you get them to do some chore you hate doing and get them wet while they do it for you.



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    especially when you need help finding your lost puppy or kitten.
  7. 2019-04-11 at 6:05 AM UTC
    #147
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Grills have you tried deflating her and reinflating her again?

    Ho ho.

    I dont see why anyone should want to trick someone into liking them. Unless you mean tricking some out of your league girl into liking you for long enough for some sucking and fucking. Otherwise, if whatever "trick" you employed worked for the long run, it wouldnt really be a trick at all. Why would you want to be in a relationship with someone who only likes the fake you?
  8. 2019-04-11 at 8:56 AM UTC
    #148
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    120mg of diazepam hidden in the next drink you give her.
  9. 2019-04-11 at 10:40 AM UTC
    #149
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Grills have you tried deflating her and reinflating her again?

    Ho ho.

    I dont see why anyone should want to trick someone into liking them. Unless you mean tricking some out of your league girl into liking you for long enough for some sucking and fucking. Otherwise, if whatever "trick" you employed worked for the long run, it wouldnt really be a trick at all. Why would you want to be in a relationship with someone who only likes the fake you?

    Well clearly he's one of those dudes that nobody like the real version of.


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  10. 2019-04-11 at 4:14 PM UTC
    #150
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    be yourself unless you want to have the relationship end up with you crying like a cunt in the fetal position.

    if you trick a bitch into liking you with an alter-ego she's eventually going to notice your real persona and then it's all down hill from there.

    unless you have a girthy penis.
  11. 2019-04-11 at 4:22 PM UTC
    #151
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by aldra print out a big glossy photo of her dad's face and wear it as a mask

    she likes her dad right?

    Probably where I went wrong with my ex... I never gave her the daddy fantasy.. *kickin myself
  12. 2019-04-11 at 4:27 PM UTC
    #152
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You should have put that bitch over your knee and reddened her fat ass for her while repeatedly saying "BAD GIRL!!!", Mikey.

    Be like dad.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. 2019-04-11 at 4:30 PM UTC
    #153
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    op is afraid of girls.
  14. 2019-04-11 at 8:53 PM UTC
    #154
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S op is afraid of girls.

    ye
  15. 2019-04-11 at 11:48 PM UTC
    #155
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You trick her with wads of cash. You're welcome.
  16. 2019-04-11 at 11:51 PM UTC
    #156
    Ghost Black Hole
    More like wads of cum
  17. 2019-04-12 at 12 AM UTC
    #157
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  18. 2019-04-12 at 3:47 AM UTC
    #158
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    You would have that saved
  19. 2019-04-13 at 9:57 PM UTC
    #159
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I didn’t learn anything from this thread so you can all fuck off

    locked
  20. 2019-04-15 at 3:35 PM UTC
    #160
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls I didn’t learn anything from this thread so you can all fuck off

    locked

    http://adultwork.com


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