HURR APRIL FOOLS

1. 2019-04-01 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   HURR HURR
2. 2019-04-01 at 12:15 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   HERPADERRRRRRRP
3. 2019-04-01 at 12:47 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   April faggots
4. 2019-04-01 at 2:37 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   happy april fools day, don't read the news
5. 2019-04-01 at 3 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   april fool fags
6. 2019-04-01 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   OP got prank'd LOL
7. 2019-04-01 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *opens tootsie roll only to find a piece of chalk inside*
   
   "Awww Dad!! Cmon!!"
   
   Teeheeeheeheheehehe
8. 2019-04-02 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS OP got prank'd LOL

   
   I wouldn't even call it pranked
   
   Some dingbat at work came up to me and said "your position is being transferred to our Canada plant. You'll have to move or be terminated"
   
   And I said "how much time do I have to pack"
   
   And they just looked at me like I was insane for a minute, then said "uhhhhh April Fools"
   
   And I said "fuck you" and left
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   • GGG
9. 2019-04-02 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I wouldn't even call it pranked
   
   Some dingbat at work came up to me and said "your position is being transferred to our Canada plant. You'll have to move or be terminated"
   
   And I said "how much time do I have to pack"
   
   And they just looked at me like I was insane for a minute, then said "uhhhhh April Fools"
   
   And I said "fuck you" and left

   
   they still fooled you fagit
10. 2019-04-02 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    No one fooled teeheehee yesterday bc teeheehee's NO FOOL!!!!!!
11. 2019-04-02 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    More like April's geniuses
12. 2019-04-02 at 2:10 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I wouldn't even call it pranked
    
    Some dingbat at work came up to me and said "your position is being transferred to our Canada plant. You'll have to move or be terminated"
    
    And I said "how much time do I have to pack"
    
    And they just looked at me like I was insane for a minute, then said "uhhhhh April Fools"
    
    And I said "fuck you" and left

    
    Thats called me and I will be resigning immediately after the first Tuesday of every month
13. 2019-04-03 at 4 AM UTC

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I was gonna loosen a few salt shaker lids at a few of the tables at work, but the lids just stay on so i couldn't.
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    • A College Professor, 
    • GGG
14. 2019-04-03 at 4:16 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick I was gonna loosen a few salt shaker lids at a few of the tables at work, but the lids just stay on so i couldn't.

    
    The TRU way to do it is to open them, put a little piece of napkin over the top of the salt and then pour a bunch of pepper or whatever over it so that comes out when they pour. DUH
15. 2019-04-03 at 5:44 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut
    Mick Jagger is going into Heart Surgery on April 1st
    
    
    :(
16. 2019-04-03 at 5:51 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Krow Mick Jagger is going into Heart Surgery on April 1st
    
    
    :(

    
    Bet Keith, is stealing his good drugs..
17. 2019-04-03 at 5:52 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Bet Keith, is stealing his good drugs..

    
    I bet he is right now.. while Mick is sleeping halfway in a coma.
18. 2019-04-03 at 5:54 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mick-jagger-heart-surgery-report-valve-replacement-procedure/
19. 2019-04-03 at 6:06 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Krow I bet he is right now.. while Mick is sleeping halfway in a coma.

    
    That son of a bitch.. And all the while, he can afford..
20. 2019-04-03 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mikeyagain That son of a bitch.. And all the while, he can afford..

    
    Keith has never said no to free drugs! he prolly expects it all the time