Should I have bald?

1. 2019-03-29 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Krow African Astronaut
   I have a nice set of hair for a 53 year old. but it's not growing long. same with my beard. It just stop growing after a few inches.
   
   So I shaved my beard recently. I was gonna turn it into a hipster trimmed beared and color it blonde but I said fuck it. No one is doing the beard thing anymore. even the neckbeards are becoming a thing of the past or winter grown only.
   
   but I never shaved balled. I don't tan well anymore. and never did on my face. I'm very pale. I was thinking of shaving my head and getting one of those professional spray on tans.. not a dark tan but a light one. my back and arms get really dark naturally as to my feet. but my legs and chest and face are fair. it looks weird.
   
   input. should I just wax my entire body like a swimmer?
2. 2019-03-29 at 8:08 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Krow even the neckbeards are becoming a thing of the past or winter grown only.

   
   I guess LegalizeSpritualDiscovery didn't get the memo
3. 2019-03-29 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #3
   whoami Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
4. 2019-03-29 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by whoami You should livestream your suicide instead.

   
   I'm gonna steal a Hellcat Challenger and use the cable suspension of the Oakland Bay Bridge to launch myself from into the bay. I'll prolly only break a few ribs and wake up washed ashore the Berkeley marina.
   
   
   
5. 2019-03-29 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Krow I have a nice set of hair for a 53 year old. but it's not growing long. same with my beard. It just stop growing after a few inches.
   
   So I shaved my beard recently. I was gonna turn it into a hipster trimmed beared and color it blonde but I said fuck it. No one is doing the beard thing anymore. even the neckbeards are becoming a thing of the past or winter grown only.
   
   but I never shaved balled. I don't tan well anymore. and never did on my face. I'm very pale. I was thinking of shaving my head and getting one of those professional spray on tans.. not a dark tan but a light one. my back and arms get really dark naturally as to my feet. but my legs and chest and face are fair. it looks weird.
   
   input. should I just wax my entire body like a swimmer?

   
   so you're saying you're going to go with the trends and be a hipsters... as hispters aren't sporting hipster beards anymore.. you sound like a total tool. do what you want to and not only because everyone else is or is not doing it.. geez.. you're an idiot.
   
   i have had a beard off and on for years.. and one day ill shave it all off just for the hell of it and to mix it up and people will be like "omfg, why did you shave?" same thing when i get a haircut.. its like damn.. do you really get freaked out anytime anyone shaves or gets a haircut..
   
   it grows so fast anyways..
6. 2019-03-29 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You have a set of hair?
7. 2019-03-29 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
   Someone’s been to pen island
8. 2019-03-29 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Krow I have a nice set of hair for a 53 year old. but it's not growing long. same with my beard. It just stop growing after a few inches.
   
   So I shaved my beard recently. I was gonna turn it into a hipster trimmed beared and color it blonde but I said fuck it. No one is doing the beard thing anymore. even the neckbeards are becoming a thing of the past or winter grown only.
   
   but I never shaved balled. I don't tan well anymore. and never did on my face. I'm very pale. I was thinking of shaving my head and getting one of those professional spray on tans.. not a dark tan but a light one. my back and arms get really dark naturally as to my feet. but my legs and chest and face are fair. it looks weird.
   
   input. should I just wax my entire body like a swimmer?

   
   post pix of said set of hair nigger
9. 2019-03-30 at 7:38 AM UTC

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   Krow African Astronaut
   It's an old expression.
   
   
   I mean there is more than one hair.. so a lot of them is a set?
10. 2019-03-30 at 7:52 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Shaving your head depends on your head shape mostly; give it a try. It'll only be a few weeks before it grows back anyway.
    
    As for getting rid of your rapist's facewarmer, I would, but are you planning any rapes in the near future?
11. 2019-03-30 at 11:50 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Krow I have a nice set of hair for a 53 year old. but it's not growing long. same with my beard. It just stop growing after a few inches.
    
    So I shaved my beard recently. I was gonna turn it into a hipster trimmed beared and color it blonde but I said fuck it. No one is doing the beard thing anymore. even the neckbeards are becoming a thing of the past or winter grown only.
    
    but I never shaved balled. I don't tan well anymore. and never did on my face. I'm very pale. I was thinking of shaving my head and getting one of those professional spray on tans.. not a dark tan but a light one. my back and arms get really dark naturally as to my feet. but my legs and chest and face are fair. it looks weird.
    
    input. should I just wax my entire body like a swimmer?

    
    orange man bad
12. 2019-03-31 at 7:56 AM UTC

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    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny orange man bad

    
    You're bad. You stop harassing me you weird crazy person.