Where can go take shit-fucking lessons?

1. 2016-11-27 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If I'm gonna start and run a successful company that offers shit-fucking services I'm gonna need to know how to fuck shit myself. So where can I go get some lessons? If it's not free i'll just teach myself by watching youtube videos.
2. 2016-11-27 at 3 PM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You should also try to learn how to become a starfucker