2019-03-29 at 11:59 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I'm not,,, I just sat down with a hot cup of coffee,,, now I'm headed to the shitter to relieve myself cuz I got a turd wantin out and its bein fueled by caffeeeeeennnnnnneeeee,, I'll be right back to share
2019-03-30 at 12:24 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
ya do know men dont have to follow that rule dont you,,,,, I wipe both ways,, men just have to be talented enough to not let the paper slip and smear the sak,, twice f to b then one b to f just to dislodge it from the hair then f to b with a check after to see how well the f to b worked, if the need is still there its best to go F to b then b to f and repeat till clean,, shaving down there saves tons of paper but it hurts my head to get into position for that anymore so I use more paper now,, anyways that was a nice shit I just took good texture and color,, length was impressive and it wasnt a big start or finish,, didnt even have to push,, pretty sure it was a 10/10
2019-03-30 at 12:34 AM UTC
The rule is front to back...
2019-03-30 at 12:35 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yeah, so you silly bitches dont drag shit through ur pussy's
2019-03-30 at 12:38 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
no, I didnt want you guys makin fun of my 1960's decor in the bathroom
2019-03-30 at 12:39 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
that sounds pretty dope though
2019-03-30 at 12:41 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
avocado green isn't dope at all,, now that old blue would be dope as fuk
2019-03-30 at 1:23 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
TELL ME MORE I AM INTO THIS
