I just fucked up my ankle in some way or other

1. 2019-03-28 at 12:04 PM UTC

   #21
   

   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

   
   Easy on the corn flakes, Dude...🥓
2. 2019-03-28 at 12:14 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Wow. Good luck with it.
3. 2019-03-28 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Technologist What bone did you break Soi? Did you roll your ankle? What kind of surgery do you need? Are they gonna put plates and screws in it, or a rod? I’ve been in on the surgeries. They use xray to guide they’re fixation.

   
   They showed me a pic, but I didn't get a copy.
   
   It basically looks exactly like this.
   
   Hurts pretty bad.
4. 2019-03-28 at 12:47 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   That’s a tibia fracture! They’ll probably put two or three screws in the broken off fragment, to make it hold back onto the tibia. If you get a chance, take a pic of your xray. I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t mind. I’d love to see it.
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5. 2019-03-29 at 11:28 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Technologist That’s a tibia fracture! They’ll probably put two or three screws in the broken off fragment, to make it hold back onto the tibia. If you get a chance, take a pic of your xray. I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t mind. I’d love to see it.

   
   As soon as I get a chance I will. Prepped for surgery now, just sitting around doing nothing, just trying to keep my leg as high as possible.
   
   There will maybe need to be another surgery in a week's time.
   
   Pain relief here is a complete shoah, and they are being really cunty about giving me ibuprofen, which is unbelievable.
6. 2019-03-29 at 11:30 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   OMG, there was a day when they’d have you doped up with the kind of break you have. Stingy fucks.
   I was thinking about you, hope you do well!
   
   Oh, break a leg!❤️
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7. 2019-03-29 at 11:45 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Just got asked whether I wanted general or local anesthesia.
   
   I chose general, I know from before how much I hate the feeling of scraping on my bones.
8. 2019-03-29 at 11:47 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Well, they can do a nerve block on your leg, and you won’t feel a thing, but you’ll hear everything that’s going on, even the drill when they put the screws in.😁
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9. 2019-03-29 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Unless there’s other factors I don’t know about, your surgery will be quick. They’ll just put 2 or 3 screws in there with xray guidance, and that’s it. You’ll have to carry a card for when you set off metal detectors, unless they use titanium.
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10. 2019-03-29 at 12:25 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    That sucks.
    
    I had a bone marrow biopsy with a little hand bone drill once, the scraping felt so awful.
11. 2019-03-29 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    There’s actually no pain nerves in your bones, only the outside covering has these nerves.
12. 2019-03-29 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Oh now they're not going to do my op today at all because the anesthesiologist wanted to get a report on my heart op/condition.
    
    They might do one tomorrow (Saturday).
13. 2019-03-29 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yes, they serve breakfast in bed in A&E, and it's all free. The wonders of socialism.

    
    My insurance covers all that and it's about 80 bucks a month. I have to be insured by law, or i get fined. If i for some reason am not insured it still gets paid but out of a special fund all insurance companies have to pay into.
14. 2019-03-29 at 5:25 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Got offered oxycontin, but I'm reluctant to take hillbilly heroin. Apparently it works great though.
15. 2019-03-29 at 5:27 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Ok just took oxycontin
16. 2019-03-29 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Ok just took oxycontin

    
    You're an full blown space nigga now...doing the E.V.A orbiting planet NIS
17. 2019-03-29 at 5:33 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I was out in the garden and it just went.
    
    Had to crawl inside, in the cold and dark.
    
    I'm in bed now. My mom was woken by my painful yelling, and is a little concerned.
    
    It's most likely just a sprained ankle. I can't stand on it at all. I'll call a doctor in the morning.
    
    I wonder how long it'll take to heal, also how I'll get around until it does.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by HTS Oof. That sucks, OP. I slipped on a tiny hill a year ago and shattered the fuck out of my tibia/fibula. Are you gonna need to get pins/rods inserted?
    
    Hopefully they give you some decent pain meds.

    
    i cringed at how humans can be so fragile,
    
    now im scared. i crashed my bike more than a week ago and theres a painful spot somewhere in my knee that hurts if i put load on it in a certain way such as coming down a step but i didnt have it checked by doctors.
    
    i hope nothings broken and i'll make full recovery.
18. 2019-03-29 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're an full blown space nigga now…doing the E.V.A orbiting planet NIS

    
    Everything feels so pleasurable, even just my clothes brushing my face feels like being kissed by a lover. Opiates really are brain hacks.
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19. 2019-03-29 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Get well soon, buddy.
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20. 2019-03-29 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    so you're fat, live with your mother are effeminate and sexually confused, watch my little pony and buy dildos off the internet? I don't even kno what to call you I'm unused to interacting with people so pathetic