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  1. #41
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah tbh I had to go wholesomely rub one out. Kinda wanna wholesomely shove my dick down her throat.


    Then I lifted for 20 min. Good to see my testosterone is coming back.

    wait til you find out what shes conceal carrying,
  2. #42
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait til you find out what shes conceal carrying,

    You mean a baby?
  3. #43
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah tbh I had to go wholesomely rub one out. Kinda wanna wholesomely shove my dick down her throat.
    D's

    Then I lifted for 20 min. Good to see my testosterone is coming back.

    See, I mean, I would totally let her tongue my children, but I wouldn't want to do it forcefully. I TRULY want the sex to be wholesome and partially emotional. I would much rather caress her D's and kiss face and perhaps gently seep the queso onto her tongue and share it with her via kissing.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You mean a baby?

    depends on what you call a baby
  5. #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny depends on what you call a baby

    Semi-automatic 9mm Browning.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Semi-automatic 9mm Browning.

    no.
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no.

    An oldy, but a goldy.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by -SpectraL An oldy, but a goldy.

    no, thatd be tokarov.
  9. #49
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    TL;DR

    STICK YOUR HEAD IN A MICROOWAVE
  10. #50
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mashlehash TL;DR

    STICK YOUR HEAD IN A MICROOWAVE

    hey i tried this many times but it won’t start with the door open, ideas?
  11. #51
    Ask goiium
  12. #52
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You don't have to wait, I'll pay to lick your anus right now if you haven't showered.
  13. #53
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Grylls hey i tried this many times but it won’t start with the door open, ideas?

    Use box cutter and a hammer to take out the window part. Then stick face in front of it.
  14. #54
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    later faggot
  15. #55
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait til you find out what shes conceal carrying,

    If you're telling me she has a dick, just realize you'll break my heart forever.
  16. #56
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, seeing girls that cute just makes me furious I didn't get laid until I was 18. I missed out.
  17. #57
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Also, seeing girls that cute just makes me furious I didn't get laid until I was 18. I missed out.

    when you close your eyes its all the same disappointment
  18. #58
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by CASPER Use box cutter and a hammer to take out the window part. Then stick face in front of it.

    is this proven to work before i destroy my grandmas microwave?
  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, thatd be tokarov.

    You a Russkie?
  20. #60
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You a Russkie?

    shut the fuck up boomer this forum is for appreciators of Russian Literature and everyone else can go die in a fucking fire

    ps read Chekhov
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