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Going to prison pretending to be someone else

  1. #1
    Lets say a crime has been committed. The police come looking for the guy who did it but his twin says he is the guy who did it and goes to jail instead. So now the other twin would have to pretend to be the first one. Crazy shit to think about niggas.
  2. #2
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't think that works. Even twins can be distinguable from each other. Whether it's because of a scar, a mark or whatever, the police would find the real twin. Besides, I don't think somebody would sacrifice themselves by going to jail for a crime they did not commit.
  3. #3
    But what if one of the twins is a homeless guy and the other one is a rich billionare. So the billionare was like "Bro, want some free room an board? Want some meals nigga?" and the poor one was like "wut I gotta do" and the rick one is like "Go to prison pretending to be me". So all the trials go through without finding out the truth and then right before sentencing the fake billionare twin signs over all the billionare assets to his brother and so the guy gets to stay out of jail and keep his company and the poor dude has a place to stay and eat and work out.
  4. #4
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What are the chances of that actually happening?! It does sound like a good script for a comedy movie, though! I mean.. think about it, wouldn't you think the parents would tell the billionaire to financially support the poor twin?
  5. #5
    Stop poking at my plot holes! I like to think we could say "based off a true story".
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lmao what a nice sibling. I'm a billionaire man and I'm totally gonna help you out brother. I see you're homeless and scraping to get by day in and day out and get this, I'm gonna give you a totally free pass to go to jail for me and get some food and stuff. I got your back bro.
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  7. #7
    so is this a good idea or no?
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger so is this a good idea or no?

    define good
    what is real
    is there such thing as the highest number
    what's your dad's e-mail address
    if you were a black hole would you suck yourself
    whats your favorite flavor of Lay's potato chips
    2 monkeys enter a cage, 1 comes out. why
    what came first the chicken feather or the beak
    why are school buses yellow
    how old is spectral
    who's talking now
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by mmQ define good

    Not bad

    Originally posted by mmQ what is real

    not fake

    Originally posted by mmQ is there such thing as the highest number

    Depends on the type of infinity we are considering. There is such a thing as countable infinity.

    Originally posted by mmQ what's your dad's e-mail address

    TLN'sDad@Dadmail.net

    Originally posted by mmQ if you were a black hole would you suck yourself

    ummmm... i would suck everything around me for sure.

    Originally posted by mmQ whats your favorite flavor of Lay's potato chips

    Dill pickle or Salt and Vinegar. Originals are good but they aint got this pizazz Im looking for in a chip.

    Originally posted by mmQ 2 monkeys enter a cage, 1 comes out. why

    It wanted to check out other cages before making a rental decision

    Originally posted by mmQ what came first the chicken feather or the beak

    gestationally probably the beak.

    Originally posted by mmQ why are school buses yellow

    because if they were red bulls might attack them.

    Originally posted by mmQ how old is spectral

    Older than the winds and the waves.

    Originally posted by mmQ who's talking now

    beep beep boop smoom
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  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A+ and a thousand gold stars to you good sir.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Not bad



    not fake



    Depends on the type of infinity we are considering. There is such a thing as countable infinity.



    TLN'sDad@Dadmail.net



    ummmm… i would suck everything around me for sure.



    Dill pickle or Salt and Vinegar. Originals are good but they aint got this pizazz Im looking for in a chip.



    It wanted to check out other cages before making a rental decision



    gestationally probably the beak.



    because if they were red bulls might attack them.



    Older than the winds and the waves.



    beep beep boop smoom

    +1 for salt and vinegar
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    moar liek shit and cringegar AY-OOOOO

    I do enjoy Dill pickle chips though. Dill pickle sunflower seeds too. Dill pickle pickles too. Pretty much everything dill and dill related.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by mmQ moar liek shit and cringegar AY-OOOOO

    I do enjoy Dill pickle chips though. Dill pickle sunflower seeds too. Dill pickle pickles too. Pretty much everything dill and dill related.

    What about creamy dill?.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What about creamy dill?.

    Is it dill related? If yes, than I love it.
  15. #15
    Hansen goes to prison as somebody else.
    Hansen gets fucked every day in the ass as himself.

    The end.
  16. #16
    bling bling Dark Matter
    fathher who ard in heven me & u brethen chillin inside hells oven run by th devils who got no lovin
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