Sit up straight and rock back and forth while you shit

1. 2019-03-27 at 11:28 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Pro tip.
2. 2019-03-27 at 11:30 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Sounds like a homo tip. Are you a pro homo?
3. 2019-03-27 at 11:31 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   are you constipated
4. 2019-03-27 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   are you?
5. 2019-03-27 at 11:33 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   me?
6. 2019-03-27 at 11:33 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   who?
7. 2019-03-27 at 11:34 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i dont know what is happening here
8. 2019-03-27 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls are you constipated

   
   It helps then because it helps in general. It stimulates your ass marbles and actually makes those muscles push. Plus sitting up straightens out your shit tube.
9. 2019-03-27 at 11:36 PM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   And yes I am, but that is immaterial to the sageness of the advice.
10. 2019-03-27 at 11:36 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Ass marbles? WTF?
11. 2019-03-27 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sit up straight and rock back and forth while you don’t shit
12. 2019-03-27 at 11:38 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It helps then because it helps in general. It stimulates your ass marbles and actually makes those muscles push. Plus sitting up straightens out your shit tube.

    
    have you tried taking a shit while squatting? i had no option one time but you can put more crunch into it squeezing a fat one out
13. 2019-03-27 at 11:39 PM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Shit posting....oh yea
14. 2019-03-28 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls have you tried taking a shit while squatting? i had no option one time but you can put more crunch into it squeezing a fat one out

    
    Of course I have. But I can't squat on Western bowls. 1 they aren't designed to withstand that as far as weight distribution/leverage is concerned and 2 I can't install a squatty potty in my apartment.
15. 2019-03-28 at 1:29 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I have never had a problem with my shits.
16. 2019-03-28 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun I have never had a problem with my shits.

    
    Why not upgrade to a nicer shit anyway?
17. 2019-03-28 at 6:29 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Erekshun I have never had a problem with my shits.

    
    you’ve never had diarrhoea?
18. 2019-03-28 at 7:11 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Of course I have. But I can't squat on Western bowls. 1 they aren't designed to withstand that as far as weight distribution/leverage is concerned and 2 I can't install a squatty potty in my apartment.

    
    just lift the seat and stand on the ceramic
    
    shouldn't be a problem unless you're tremendously fat
19. 2019-03-28 at 7:13 AM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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20. 2019-03-28 at 7:17 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Gargoyle