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I just farted in my cushy executive swivel chair and my ass feels warm and mushy
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2019-03-27 at 9:17 PM UTCI'm afraid to even look.
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2019-03-27 at 9:33 PM UTCbetter hope it doesnt stain
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2019-03-27 at 10:14 PM UTCGood news, it was just an aerosolised fart.
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2019-03-27 at 10:15 PM UTCThis could have been a disaster.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!