I Impregnated a Pro-Life Stripper.

1. 2019-03-25 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #41
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Did she say yes to the dress?
2. 2019-03-25 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun Did she say yes to the dress?

   
   I didn’t pick a dress for him. It’s fona. You never do what he asks for. Ever.
3. 2019-03-25 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #43
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I never called the fone, good advice.
4. 2019-03-25 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #44
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Rule #1: never call the Fona fone.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
5. 2019-03-26 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by -mal- Is it the woman you told me to pick a dress for?

   
   yes
6. 2019-03-26 at 8:38 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I thought pro-life was an insurance company name I was like wtf why mention that but I just realized it means they are against abortion
   
   "Pro life" is such a retarded term, why not just say "anti murder" it's catchier
7. 2019-03-26 at 9:11 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I found a picture of fona's girlfriend:
   
   
8. 2019-03-26 at 9:14 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   He would pop it with his needledick
9. 2019-03-26 at 9:17 AM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Omg smh lol
   My daughters father has never asked for a paternity test, and never questioned it even when we are fighting. Lol I wonder if he's scared of my reaction. ☺️
   I think if I were a guy, I would just need that confirmation, seems like it would be in the back of my mind, bothering me.

   
   You're a lite4al scjizopjt4mixn
   
   Retar
10. 2019-03-26 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #50
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Lanny I found a picture of fona's girlfriend:
    
    

    
    is there a cabbage patch doll inside her? like a kinder surprise egg
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    • gadzooks
11. 2019-03-26 at 9:18 AM UTC

    #51
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Andio8al ty llllllll your stip8dnrep8dnarn
12. 2019-03-26 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dow5 penisb injun
13. 2019-03-26 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #53
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PLEASE TRY AGAIN
14. 2019-03-26 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    :)
15. 2019-03-26 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    SO FUCK8IJL DAMN GOOD
16. 2019-03-26 at 9:30 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Punch the keys for Gods sake!
17. 2019-03-26 at 9:31 AM UTC

    #57
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    alicia keys?
18. 2019-03-26 at 10:26 AM UTC

    #58
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ Andio8al ty llllllll your stip8dnrep8dnarn

    
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!