Someone is monitoring me through my phone

1. 2019-03-24 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #1
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
   I was in the bathroom just now filming myself talking about random things while smoking and then I start talking about how I would torture a dunecoon at gitmo and then suddenly a snippet of an advert plays over my youtube video which was 10 hours of elevator music.
   The thing is I didn't have any other program running and the video didn't pause like it normally does when it switches to a commercial.
   This happened RIGHT as I start talking about torturing a dunecoon.
   I'll upload the video in a while.
2. 2019-03-24 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #2
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
   the advert started off with a cop car siren and it was about liberty mutual
3. 2019-03-24 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   you were recording yourself in the bathroom smoking whilst taking a shit because?
4. 2019-03-24 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   show them your penis
5. 2019-03-24 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Schizophrenia?
6. 2019-03-24 at 9:18 PM UTC

   #6
   Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Schizophrenia?

   
   No I'll upload the video here in abit
   
   I was randomly sitting in my bathroom hotboxing filming myself talk about random things (like catching up on everything after being homeless for three and a half years) and then I started talking about GITMO torture with music and how I would do it and a sound clip from an advert starts playing right over my music, so the youtube video didn't stop and load into a commercial and firefox wasn't open so it couldn't have been that.
7. 2019-03-24 at 9:19 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Octavian Schizophrenia?

8. 2019-03-24 at 11:20 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   seems legit
9. 2019-03-25 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Modern google can't even code an advertisement right, they aren't monitoring you with secret software
10. 2019-03-25 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria I was in the bathroom just now filming myself talking about random things while smoking and then I start talking about how I would torture a dunecoon at gitmo and then suddenly a snippet of an advert plays over my youtube video which was 10 hours of elevator music.
    The thing is I didn't have any other program running and the video didn't pause like it normally does when it switches to a commercial.
    This happened RIGHT as I start talking about torturing a dunecoon.
    I'll upload the video in a while.

    
    And?
    
    Are you adding 2 and 2 up and getting potato again?