Next time you're thirsty on the road and strapped for cash

1. 2019-03-24 at 9:37 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Take an old 32oz Mcdonald's cup and walk into any McD's.
   
   Fill it up with whatever your nigga' heart desires.
   
   No one will ever question you, and if they do say that you came back in for a refill.
   
   Works every time, nigger.
2. 2019-03-24 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #2
   username: African Astronaut
   this belongs in bad ideas
3. 2019-03-24 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So you’re poor.... and frequent McDonald’s? I think I might be sick....
4. 2019-03-24 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by username: this belongs in bad ideas

   
   But its a good idea
5. 2019-03-24 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's right sc.
   
   
   Lil' Empty, do your fking job and move this thred to bi please and thank you
6. 2019-03-24 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Protip-
   
   Keep an old reciept if your paranoid schizophrenic
7. 2019-03-24 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #7
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   you can also do this with condums
8. 2019-03-25 at 12:02 AM UTC

   #8
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya you could even just pick a cup out of the trash and use that fuckin nigger.
9. 2019-03-25 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #9
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   carry around a suitcase disguised as a oxygen concentrator but secretly you have a top of the line YETI ( best cooler company in the world if you ask me ) cooler which you have modified by cutting a hole in it. then you cut the bottom of your mcdonalds cup off, and use a large hose of about 2.5 or 3" diameter to connect the bottom of the cup into the YETI COOLER.
   
   this way you just go up to the ice dispenser and fill up your cooler. 15 minutes later "the rockies turned blue fam" and its time to drink up. then go to the lake and go wakeboarding with your bromos just like some good downhome blue collar gonts.
10. 2019-03-25 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor carry around a suitcase disguised as a oxygen concentrator but secretly you have a top of the line YETI ( best cooler company in the world if you ask me ) cooler which you have modified by cutting a hole in it. then you cut the bottom of your mcdonalds cup off, and use a large hose of about 2.5 or 3" diameter to connect the bottom of the cup into the YETI COOLER.
    
    this way you just go up to the ice dispenser and fill up your cooler. 15 minutes later "the rockies turned blue fam" and its time to drink up. then go to the lake and go wakeboarding with your bromos just like some good downhome blue collar gonts.

    
    yeah good plan goawnt, but you forgot about standing there holding the nozzle down for 15 minutes when other customers want to get their fucking drinks
    
    bitch ass out of here, this is a