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What countries/landmasses would you give certain member if you were the dictator/owner of the earth?

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    This thread is where we appoint users to own/rule over land masses/countries in case one of us ever becomes ruler of the world. Your power still supersedes everyone else's.

    Mq - Greenland and iceland
    Sophie - Cuba, Norway, and Sweden
    Lanny - Newfoundland, The Galapagos islands, Fiji, Panama
    Scronaldo - South America
    KreepyK - Hawaii
    Malice - Socotra, Easter Island
    Bill Krozby - UK, France
    Slag - The Azores
    The holy ghost - Ireland
    RisiR - Germany and Denmark
    Reject - New Caledonia
    Enter - Australia, New Zealand, New Guinea, Indonesia and Malaysia, whatever small island nations are in that region.
    antinatalism - Iran, Yemen, Oman, Italy
    180gr 10mm FMJ - India, Sri Lanka
    thelittlestnigger - Mongolia, Bangladesh, Greece
    Nonarky - China, Taiwan, Japan
    aldra - Spain, Portugal, Romania, Czech, Estonia
    Dissociator - The worlds largest cruize ship

    Don't complain about what you got or I''ll take it away and give you something shittier/nothing. If I forgot you, you may request me to pick something to give you that's not taken or divide something.

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    UK and France? I hope to FUCKING GOD that you say that because I am the only one that can trasnform them from the shitty places they have become and restore them to their former glory. If you are making any underhanded insinuations I will fucking rek u.
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    I want italy. Take my shit away and give me shitty italy. Or greece. Id rather have that debt than fucking england, and france. Scottland is the only good thing I got. FUCK!
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    I also want supreme control of Vatican City.
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    Ok fine, i'll switch you and Bill Krozby's he probably wont care . You get: Mongolia, Bangladesh, Greece
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    Id rather have mongols, tranny hookers and hella debt than FRUK. You are a king.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Actor Ok fine, i'll switch you and Bill Krozby's he probably wont care . You get: Mongolia, Bangladesh, Greece

    actually i do care...
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    and are you ever going to send me that candy?
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    ^ join tinybltc in the next 8 mins or the offers off
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I get space.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind I get space.

    Nope you get Brazil and Argentina. Enjoy.

    Thanks for mine I will do my best to protect and serve the two most boring countries in the world.
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    If you do a good job...you might get Russia too :-)
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    Can I have Alaska too?
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    Also, fuck yeah, I finally made a list
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    Also Enter if you cut my Crouton I'm going to cut your throat
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    I'll give you a chance to win it in a game of poker with me.
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    Originally posted by Actor I'll give you a chance to win it in a game of poker with me.

    When and where
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    uhh idk, you know a site?
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    Originally posted by Actor uhh idk, you know a site?

    I don't know any either
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    The first thing I'd do is put a wall around the east coast of australia so new zealander's can't get in
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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