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People who are too Manly to put stuff in their butthole

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    MACHOSTEVE
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    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    a girl tongued my ass once
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    When I was 16 I tried an Adderal/melatonin enema. It was exactly what you'd expect.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    SCOTT MANLEY HERE

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    Originally posted by Zanick When I was 16 I tried an Adderal/melatonin enema. It was exactly what you'd expect.

    i disagree
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've self-administered drugs rectally like a hundred times.

    For any other purpose, tho, prolly not.
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I'm not shoving and or gently sliding anything into my ass, ok?
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Nil I'm not shoving and or gently sliding anything into my ass, ok?

    No it’s not OK. I’ve been standing here with this strap on lubed up, get over here!
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Had a girl tongue my ass before, I fucking loved it.

    I must say I felt emasculated with my legs on her shoulders so I never did it much after that.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Nil I'm not shoving and or gently sliding anything into my ass, ok?

    Seems perfectly okay by me.. More power to you..
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've stuck close to a literal half ton ton of contraband in my rectum over the years (probably an exaggeration) and one time a girl stuck her finger up my ass and I almost punched her on reflex while ahe had my cock in her mouth. It was like that Harry whatever movie with Michael Caine where he's the ww2 vet whose combat training kicks in when he fights people in poor residential housing.

    If someone is opposed to sticking drugs up their ads if need be I won't ever trust them. Anyone who like a their fart box tongue punched is a fucking faggot too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Well call me a faggot.
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    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Well call me a faggot.

    faggot
  16. #16
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🐿 Well call me a faggot.

    You're a perfect little anal whore is what you are
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You're a perfect little anal whore is what you are
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    lol think the piano man has something to say
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    your a handsome young laddy lad
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Well damn... I thought you'd never ask
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