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ZOMG I missed my morning COFFEE!!! X(

  1. 2019-03-23 at 6:27 PM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I missed my morning coffee today, I usually drink 24oz and ~3 oz creamer I think.
    I barely notice anything. People who are "Addicted" to caffeine and go through "Withdrawals" are fucking hosers. If anything, today's actually going a bit smoother, not having the subtle jitters or crash.

    For some reason I told my pastor I was withdrawing from Xanax and he said "yeah I know what you're going through gont, I quit coffee 2 weeks ago and still have withdrawals" and I looked at him like oh my god curl up and cordially pass away please.
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  2. 2019-03-23 at 6:29 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did you really expect your pastor would be able to relate to benzo withdrawal lol
  3. 2019-03-23 at 6:30 PM UTC
    #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    I drink a lot of caffeine though if I suddenly stop I get migranes and feel tired until I have more.

    too many blongus cups

  4. 2019-03-23 at 6:30 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How do you do your coffee? You go to a place or make it at home? Pre-ground or whole bean?
  5. 2019-03-23 at 6:42 PM UTC
    #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Methuselah How do you do your coffee? You go to a place or make it at home? Pre-ground or whole bean?

    First thing I do when I wake up is put on this album, boil water until the bubbles are the size of crab eyes. Add 1/3 cup of instant coffee (this is the brand I like the most)

    5 spoons of sugar and chug the entire cup as soon as it cools down slightly then make another one and by the time the second cup is finished I have replied to every thread on every website and I start sweating profusely and get a headrush from overdosing on nicotine and caffeine. Bonus points if I'm also smoking weed/meth
  6. 2019-03-23 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I use to get 24ozer coffee or cappuccino with free creamer and flavor shots for 1.07 at the gas station, but now I usually make my own pre-ground. I just started doing that, on my first bag. Bought the second cheapest kind they have at ALDI, the discount grocery store. It's in like those starbucks style bags.
  7. 2019-03-23 at 6:46 PM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Instant coffee is just downright bad, my friend. There's really no way around that.

    I use to actually buy my coffees because I thought the coffee pot would take too long, and also cuz I was living with like 3 other guys who all made their own coffee in the same pot so I said screw it, that's too complicated. They moved out, it doesn't take long at all.
  8. 2019-03-23 at 6:47 PM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano I use to get 24ozer coffee or cappuccino with free creamer and flavor shots for 1.07 at the gas station, but now I usually make my own pre-ground. I just started doing that, on my first bag. Bought the second cheapest kind they have at ALDI, the discount grocery store. It's in like those starbucks style bags.

    If you make your own pre-ground it’s not pre-ground it’s just...ground, lol.

    Or you mean you buy preground and make it from that.

    Whole bean is better anyways
  9. 2019-03-23 at 6:48 PM UTC
    #9
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    For cheap coffee, it's hard to beat Aldi. I recommend trying it whole bean sometime with a decent grinder, you might be pleasantly surprised.
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  10. 2019-03-23 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Zanuck weren’t you gonna start a coffee business or some shit
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  11. 2019-03-23 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano Instant coffee is just downright bad, my friend. There's really no way around that.

    Yeah but it gets me fucked up if I drink enough of it.

    If I want a real good brewed coffee this is my favorite brand, I don't care about taste that much I just needs stimulants or I will snap a cog and fight someone.

  12. 2019-03-23 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How did that autocorrect to Zanuck, that’s not even a word
  13. 2019-03-23 at 6:50 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I blame the jedis:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darryl_F._Zanuck
  14. 2019-03-23 at 6:51 PM UTC
    #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    Zanuck the Cuck
  15. 2019-03-23 at 6:51 PM UTC
    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah, I might even have one actually, but I don't like making all that racquet in the morning dawg.

    Actually, I don't make coffee until like almost 10 anyways so I guess it don't matter.

    Actually, no, I don't think I do have one. Just a blender.

    My dad ground coffee at 6 in the morning growing up and it woke me up.
  16. 2019-03-23 at 6:53 PM UTC
    #16
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Zanuck weren’t you gonna start a coffee business or some shit

    Yeah, and I still want to! I need a couple of years to practice my craft and work on a solid business plan while I seek an apprenticeship at an established roastery. I have a couple of leads I'm working on currently.
  17. 2019-03-23 at 6:54 PM UTC
    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Tea and honey when I gotta have it now

    Numi organic Earl Grey (highlight and paste&go)
  18. 2019-03-24 at 5:04 PM UTC
    #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    I made the bonus cup with expired coconut creamer

    YUM

  19. 2019-03-24 at 8:29 PM UTC
    #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Me too. Months in a row.
  20. 2019-03-24 at 8:40 PM UTC
    #20
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I missed my morning coffee today, I usually drink 24oz and ~3 oz creamer I think.
    I barely notice anything. People who are "Addicted" to caffeine and go through "Withdrawals" are fucking hosers. If anything, today's actually going a bit smoother, not having the subtle jitters or crash.

    For some reason I told my pastor I was withdrawing from Xanax and he said "yeah I know what you're going through gont, I quit coffee 2 weeks ago and still have withdrawals" and I looked at him like oh my god curl up and cordially pass away please.

    Okay Malice.
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