People I don't fuck with anymore

1. 2016-11-24 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I had a taxidermied sea turtle but my dad stole it and threw it away.
   
   True story.
   
   It was a legit big fucking sea turtle. That still hurts.
2. 2016-11-24 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What kind of guy steals and throws away a taxidermied (lol is that word anyway?) sea turtle? For shame.
3. 2016-11-24 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He did it out of spite because I loved that thing. I didn't even have the chance to give it a name.....
   
   That happened in my 20's, too. It wasn't a parental thing. Seriously man, fuck.
4. 2016-11-25 at 3:47 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm still sad about the sea turtle. :(
5. 2016-11-25 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Me too. Let's bring it up as ovften as we can.
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6. 2016-11-25 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #46
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   so, when is the fight?
7. 2016-11-25 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by antinatalism so, when is the fight?

   
   I'll bet my house (excluding windows, I'll have them removed for a whopping 70k) that even if Malice and I would come face to face on PCP there would be no fight. I'd grab him, pull his pants down on my lap and fingerfuck his asshole. He's like an annoying little sister.
   
   
8. 2016-11-25 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #48
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by RisiR I'll bet my house (excluding windows, I'll have them removed for a whopping 70k) that even if Malice and I would come face to face on PCP there would be no fight. I'd grab him, pull his pants down on my lap and fingerfuck his asshole. He's like an annoying little sister.

   
   that seems like a lovely friendship
9. 2016-11-25 at 9:55 PM UTC

   #49
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by RisiR I'll bet my house (excluding windows, I'll have them removed for a whopping 70k) that even if Malice and I would come face to face on PCP there would be no fight. I'd grab him, pull his pants down on my lap and fingerfuck his asshole. He's like an annoying little sister.

   
   You'd fingerfuck your annoying little sister's asshole? You Germans really are sick fetishists.
   
   Come to CA and I will smoke you out, SF is a top tourist destination, you should be able to afford it if you really are as successful as you claim.
   
   I really used 100% of my energy the fight would be over in under 30 seconds maximum, a very conservative ceiling, and wouldn't be any fun. I think I'll fight it shonen anime style, gradually increasing my power, toying with you, even a segment where it seems I've unleashed most of my strength and may lose after you find affirmation, but then it turns out I still have a long way to go before my power is fully unleashed, likely even possess and will utilize new special/secret techniques, and IRL there will be no deus ex machina plot device to save you, finally having decided to bring the fight to an end, you will be mercilessly punished and humiliated.
10. 2016-11-25 at 10 PM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I wasn't 100%.sure that you are too scared to meet me I'd take up your offer fo real.
11. 2016-11-25 at 10:23 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think RisiR is going to end up the bottom in their battle for sexual dominance
12. 2016-11-25 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject I think RisiR is going to end up the bottom in their battle for sexual dominance

    
    I think we will switch roles from time to time to keep things interesting.
13. 2016-11-25 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ah yea probably, I think I've seen Malice talk about enjoying prostate orgasms before
14. 2016-11-25 at 10:40 PM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    He also has a baby dick so we would have to use strap-on every time he fucks me and that would kinda take the dominance thing out of it.
15. 2016-11-25 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #55
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by reject Ah yea probably, I think I've seen Malice talk about enjoying prostate orgasms before

    
    Doesn't really do it for me. Not worth trying. I'd prefer to transcend into complete asexuality.
    
    

    Originally posted by RisiR He also has a baby dick so we would have to use strap-on every time he fucks me and that would kinda take the dominance thing out of it.

    
    That isn't true, I was trolling. My penis functions properly and is of perfectly satisfactory proportions.
16. 2016-11-25 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #56
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by bling bling its propably cheaper if u & ur opponent get a train to sheff u can 1`v1` wif kitchen nifes on sputhey round about and i cn get sum clart to go round on dirt bikes so no escape

    
    
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17. 2016-11-25 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How did you fake the pictures? They looked absolutely legit.
    
    Don't tell me you have been trolling about being an autistic mongo, as well.
18. 2016-11-25 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling its propably cheaper if u & ur opponent get a train to sheff u can 1`v1` wif kitchen nifes on sputhey round about and i cn get sum clart to go round on dirt bikes so no escape

    
    I didn't see this the first time but I'm fucking down. Sheffcity knife fight beaner nigger 1v1. Dirt bikes. No escape.