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How can i trick a girl into liking me

  1. 2019-03-23 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #101
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Too much work.

    I mean, UNETHICAL AND MORALLY WRONG.
  2. 2019-03-23 at 6:45 AM UTC
    #102
    whoami Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  3. 2019-03-23 at 6:47 AM UTC
    #103
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by whoami If you live in BC you're not too far from SWIM. You and him could probably team up, you know, halve the workload

    When has assembling a gang rape team online ever gone wrong?
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  4. 2019-03-23 at 7:20 AM UTC
    #104
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you move out West to BC, I might sleep with you.

    You should prolly hedge your bets tho and send pics first and then we can make a more prudent decision.


    Nah you gotta offer to fly her out all expenses paid. Money takes all the effort and work out.
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  5. 2019-03-23 at 7:24 AM UTC
    #105
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks When has assembling a gang rape team online ever gone wrong?

    FIRST WE BANGEM THEN WE TAG EM!

    THE BANGEM TAGEM BROS OOO OOO!

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My best friend john and I have spent a lot of money on drugs and expensive dinners. We both have jobs but we are broke as fuck because we are always high and drunk. I want my buddy and I to start working out and get our act together so we can still get high but have our shit together a little bit more.

    My idea is to use a craigslist alternative (since welcome to donalds trumps amerika he ruined craigslist sex ads because of his antics) https://www.mizpee.com/sites-like-craigslist/ and set up a gig where my buddy and I whore our selves out to kinky rich jedi girls and house wives, any woman that has money.

    We show up wearing nothing but sun glasses, maybe a cap, and a speedo probably trippin a little bit of molly to set the mood right, give our lil rap and massage and kiss her up and down get her all horned dogged out smoke her (give her some ghb) out and then basically fuck her silly up her ass and vag (double dipped chicken)

    she gives us the money and we drink her booze while shes passed out and burn off.

    I even made a catch phrase for us that we say when we show up

    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eldWQ28mMt




    and my friend john its the only picture i have of him



    Questions comments? Would any of you datehook up girls be interested, we're single and ready to mingle and we're all bout that pussssaaaaaaay (though we would fuck jilliam if he paid us enough)
  6. 2019-03-23 at 10:28 AM UTC
    #106
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny to pave the way for your cock

    Also to make his excitement last more than 10 seconds
  7. 2019-03-23 at 10:29 AM UTC
    #107
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grylls

    grow up kids, its not always about sex

    Can we please have a thumbs down button for idiotic comments like this
  8. 2019-03-23 at 10:57 AM UTC
    #108
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Drug her
  9. 2019-03-23 at 11:05 AM UTC
    #109
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Drug her

    What if the “her” is you DTE? Grylls has been dreaming about you lately😁
  10. 2019-03-23 at 11:10 AM UTC
    #110
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'll punch him in his face.
  11. 2019-03-23 at 11:18 AM UTC
    #111
    Technologist victim of incest
    For dreaming about you? Awww he’s being a romantic🥰
  12. 2019-03-23 at 11:27 AM UTC
    #112
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nah if he tried drugging me 😋
    He's a real sweet baby, sugar bear for having a dream about me 😛
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  13. 2019-03-23 at 11:27 AM UTC
    #113
    Technologist victim of incest
    Lol
  14. 2019-03-23 at 1:16 PM UTC
    #114
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  15. 2019-03-23 at 1:43 PM UTC
    #115
    inert_observer Houston
    Step 1. Obtain potatoes

    Step 2. Start a pot of boiling water. Add two tablespoons of baking soda and mix.

    Step 3. Peel and dice potatoes into slices or cubes that are about a half inch thick.

    Step 4. Place potatoes violently into boiling water and set a timer and stare blankly at the wall for roughly 12 minutes.

    Step 5. Preheat oven to 450F or about 230C. Get some pans ready with tinfoil and cooking spray, unless you're a masochist.

    Step 6. Remove potatoes and place them into a bowl. They should be hard in the middle but mushy on the outside. Add olive oil and whatever you like your potatoes with. I like using thyme, rosemary, black pepper, chives, onion, a few cloves of fresh garlic (I love garlic), salt, and just a little bit of butter.

    Step 7. Mix potatoes in bowl until the seasonings mix and the potatoes are surrounded in a mashed potato like substance. You don't want to actually mash the potatoes, so be gentle with them. You just want that soft outside to get all mushy and slutty.

    Step 8. Place potatoes into the oven and set the timer for 10 minutes. I don't like giving oven timers because you should always keep an eye on your food while its in the oven, but 10 minutes is a good time to do your first check. This step usually takes me 20 minutes or so but it can vary depending on how you cut your potatoes, how well you mixed them, and how big your dick is. Make sure to flip the potatoes two or three times as you see them get roasty brown.

    Step 9. Take the potatoes out of the oven and let them cool for 5min. Then throw them out. Congratulations! You've made potatoes that will be soft and moist on the inside, but crispy on the outside!
  16. 2019-03-23 at 1:54 PM UTC
    #116
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by inert_observer Step 1. Obtain potatoes

    Step 2. Start a pot of boiling water. Add two tablespoons of baking soda and mix.

    Step 3. Peel and dice potatoes into slices or cubes that are about a half inch thick.

    Step 4. Place potatoes violently into boiling water and set a timer and stare blankly at the wall for roughly 12 minutes.

    Step 5. Preheat oven to 450F or about 230C. Get some pans ready with tinfoil and cooking spray, unless you're a masochist.

    Step 6. Remove potatoes and place them into a bowl. They should be hard in the middle but mushy on the outside. Add olive oil and whatever you like your potatoes with. I like using thyme, rosemary, black pepper, chives, onion, a few cloves of fresh garlic (I love garlic), salt, and just a little bit of butter.

    Step 7. Mix potatoes in bowl until the seasonings mix and the potatoes are surrounded in a mashed potato like substance. You don't want to actually mash the potatoes, so be gentle with them. You just want that soft outside to get all mushy and slutty.

    Step 8. Place potatoes into the oven and set the timer for 10 minutes. I don't like giving oven timers because you should always keep an eye on your food while its in the oven, but 10 minutes is a good time to do your first check. This step usually takes me 20 minutes or so but it can vary depending on how you cut your potatoes, how well you mixed them, and how big your dick is. Make sure to flip the potatoes two or three times as you see them get roasty brown.

    Step 9. Take the potatoes out of the oven and let them cool for 5min. Then throw them out. Congratulations! You've made potatoes that will be soft and moist on the inside, but crispy on the outside!

    Why go to all that work just to throw them out??
  17. 2019-03-23 at 2:01 PM UTC
    #117
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nah if he tried drugging me 😋
    He's a real sweet baby, sugar bear for having a dream about me 😛

    So how does he trick you?
  18. 2019-03-23 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #118
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Prolly by being mean to me & acting like I'm not shit. Lol It amuses me & it's almost like a challenge.
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  19. 2019-03-23 at 2:35 PM UTC
    #119
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    but u aint shit, bitch
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  20. 2019-03-23 at 3:26 PM UTC
    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’ll coach you grylls. First tell me about this girl and why you like her.
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