2019-03-23 at 2:38 AM UTC
i received a letter from GGG. he says he is being held in the old zoklet jailehouse back on earth in squalid conditions by lanny's evil space police force. apparently a while back they got rid of the space jales and instead just started sending finny and scron out in an "escape hatch" which was actually just a trash can which they then kicked into the void space.
he says keith lemon, brandon, bling bling, and tacho (because he's black) are locked up in there with him doing LIFE SENTENCES ever since the zoklet days and they all said hi and expressed their wanting to be here to shitpost. it's unfortunate we live in a day and age where evil tyrants such as lanny can just lie to the public about who they lock up. i for one am appalled and will begin protesting immediately.
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2019-03-23 at 2:42 AM UTC
put a cork in it, dork. 👍
2019-03-23 at 3:08 AM UTC
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Who
poor snowflake
If it was YOU who had been shunned, you would have been happy to go somewhere else and just forget about it.
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