2019-03-21 at 7:11 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Zanick is one of the few true romantics around today.
Karen, my words will echo his so that maybe somehow the message is successfully transmitted.
Respond to Zanick. There is no forseeable outcome in the bittersweet yet cruel hands of fate that rivals the two of you consumating your love. Karen, if you do not present yourself, you will have rendered me just as much an enemy (to you) as you have rendered Zanick a friend (of mine).
2019-03-22 at 8:33 PM UTC
gonna take poop number 3 in this thread
and life
2019-03-23 at 2:12 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Zanick is one of the few remaining diehard hopeless romantics in this day and age that has been absolutely corrupted by the dry, mechanical, soulless era of Tinder and the like.
And Karen is the object of his affection.
Like recognizes like, and so I see the Zanick-Karen dichotomy as one that is all to familiar to another member of this dying breed.
His appreciation for Karen should be an inspiration to us all.
The magnitude of the flames ignited by these embers of love is more than enough to make Cupid himself blush.
I know because I have experienced such potent flames myself for a lost love.
Godspeed, comrade Zanick.
The vicissitudes of fate have had their say, and it is a tale with a happy ending in sight. It is only a matter of time until Karen is in your company.
It's a love that will withstand a thousand bans.
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