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  1. #1
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    As of today, I officially started to drink my own sperm as a breakfast for the early morning.
    I produce it every night and then I put in the fridge so that it will be crispy and tasty the next morning.
    One thing I noticed is that the quality of the sperm depends on what I watch to stimulate the act of masturbation. I guess it's the same for the cows and the quality of their milk.

    Also, share your experiences about drinking your own sperm.
  2. #2
    Liar, the only sperm you drink comes from others.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I've kissed women after giving me head and would not think I would enjoy eating semen.

    Also, fuck the fridge. The best part is that the load is warmer than your mouth.
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    that's because the taste of a woman's tongue is disgusting, it's not your semen's fault
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Ooh, antinatalism. I consider "Better Never to Have Been" to be a must read for any man of knowledge.

    What made you choose the name? A feeling of strong affinity for the ideology?
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Malice What made you choose the name? A feeling of strong affinity for the ideology?
    Indeed. I consider giving birth to another human being the only absolute crime. Let's just say that I agree with the gambling argument - having children means gambling with the well-being and unknown future of other people without previously asking for their consent before flinging them out into the cosmic brutality-. On the other hand, the problem I have with antinatalism on a more pragmatic perspective is that only the civilized and sophisticated minds would stop reproducing, while each nigger would keep making three child per day.
    Anyway, good book. Did you read the works of cioran and albert caraco too?

    Btw, I had another account before this current one, but I forgot the password.
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    Originally posted by antinatalism Btw, I had another account before this current one, but I forgot the password.

    Ha!, haven't heard that one before.
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    SPERM DRINKS ARE 100% FLUORIDE-FREE AND APPROVED BY ALEX JONES
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    Ask I_Hate_Niggers, she might remember it. ZONK.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Ask I_Hate_Niggers, she might remember it. ZONK.

    For some reason when I read ZONK I burst out laughing and I just wanted you to know that. Like I'm creating this sound in my head that's the ZONK but it sounds nothing like a ZONK and more like a... it's almost morbid, like a gong, but the gong is broken and it's in a big hollow room so the acoustics are all fucky and there's a hint of clown horn in there and a tinge of sort of a metallic desperate moaning.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also I've slept like 4 out of the last 40 hours so that might have been a part of it.
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    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
    u have a top-tier cyber synesthesia
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Woah woah what's this ZONK all about? I googled it and found a ton of shit like this:



    I just thought it was like a joke horn honk deal. There's a ZONK culture of sperms and ass fucking? Am I retarded?
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    :O

    I might have to stop using that.....
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    First of all.....
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I'm scared to know. That cartoons toenails are creeping me out. And her it's balls? What the fuck is happening right now?
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    Originally posted by mmQ For some reason when I read ZONK I burst out laughing and I just wanted you to know that. Like I'm creating this sound in my head that's the ZONK but it sounds nothing like a ZONK and more like a… it's almost morbid, like a gong, but the gong is broken and it's in a big hollow room so the acoustics are all fucky and there's a hint of clown horn in there and a tinge of sort of a metallic desperate moaning.

    This is the original soundbite of "ZONK". It was part of an 80's German gameshow called "Geh aufs Ganze" (Go for it). The rules are weird and 80's and German so I'll spare us that shit but listen



    What the fuck is up with you, bro? You NAILED that one.
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    That abomination is the ZONK. No weird anime buttfuckery, just a doll made from the souls of unborn children.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR This is the original soundbite of "ZONK". It was part of an 80's German gameshow called "Geh aufs Ganze" (Go for it). The rules are weird and 80's and German so I'll spare us that shit but listen



    What the fuck is up with you, bro? You NAILED that one.

    Woah. This thread is scaring the hell out of me now.
  20. #20
    Yea, fuck me, too.
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