How can i trick a girl into liking me

1. 2019-03-22 at 6:58 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   so i’ve been dreaming about her every night and i thinking it’s time to move tings to the next level
2. 2019-03-22 at 7:05 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Have money and/or a job
3. 2019-03-22 at 7:09 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   chloroform and duct tape
4. 2019-03-22 at 7:16 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   ro. hip. nol.
5. 2019-03-22 at 7:18 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   you guy are either homo/virgin/losers anyway i need help from a normal person
6. 2019-03-22 at 7:20 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Whisper sweet nothings into her ear.
7. 2019-03-22 at 7:21 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I may be a loser but I guarantee I've had more sex than you
   
   

   Show spoiler
8. 2019-03-22 at 7:22 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I mean... drip sweet roofies into her beer.
   
   Then slip meat smoothly into her rear.
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9. 2019-03-22 at 7:22 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Get them addicted to hard drugs and they will believe everything you say
10. 2019-03-22 at 7:37 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
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    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2019-03-22 at 7:41 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS _{^{j u s t
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    I do this and they all get mad when I tell them that excessive makeup is a turn-off
12. 2019-03-22 at 7:43 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yikes, do you know how much time they spent on it though?
13. 2019-03-22 at 8 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's their problem, not mine
    
    And it shows a personality flaw that I can't be arsed to deal with
14. 2019-03-22 at 8:02 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    print out a big glossy photo of her dad's face and wear it as a mask
    
    she likes her dad right?
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    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2019-03-22 at 9:15 AM UTC

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    Shrooms Houston
    give her flowers and chocolate and take her on a date
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16. 2019-03-22 at 10:05 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Shrooms give her flowers and chocolate and take her on a date

    
    what if we haven’t met irl yet?
17. 2019-03-22 at 10:20 AM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Grylls so i’ve been dreaming about her every night and i thinking it’s time to move tings to the next level

    
    copious amounts of booze and coke and even then you'd need a bag over your head
18. 2019-03-22 at 10:25 AM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Pillpopper copious amounts of booze and coke and even then you'd need a bag over your head

    
    ok, i think i’m decent enough looking
    
    why the booze and coke?
19. 2019-03-22 at 11:12 AM UTC

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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Grylls ok, i think i’m decent enough looking
    
    why the booze and coke?

    
    So the ho actually bangs you
20. 2019-03-22 at 11:56 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls why the booze and coke?

    
    to pave the way for your cock
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    • Pillpopper