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Only normies live in dormitories...
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2019-03-21 at 1:27 AM UTCWhile there, they do normal, boring things, like getting drunk, high, and horny.
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2019-03-21 at 5:52 AM UTCfoljs?
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2019-03-21 at 5:58 AM UTCwhat do you care?
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2019-03-21 at 6:01 AM UTCI'll bump your 2 reply thread too. Hi. Yeah. Dorms .goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-21 at 6:02 AM UTClololol...thnks buddy!
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2019-03-21 at 11:41 AM UTC
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2019-03-21 at 11:44 AM UTCMan about a year ago I went to a legit college party for the first time in nearly 15 years... It was absolutely divine.
My date and I had sex in the backyard, and one of her 18 year old friends kissed me.
Let me assure you all that that is nowhere NEAR a typical weekend night for me.
Fuck, I would love to be able to de-age and live in a dorm for a few years knowing what I know now.
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2019-03-21 at 11:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Man about a year ago I went to a legit college party for the first time in nearly 15 years… It was absolutely divine.
My date and I had sex in the backyard, and one of her 18 year old friends kissed me.
Let me assure you all that that is nowhere NEAR a typical weekend night for me.
Fuck, I would love to be able to de-age and live in a dorm for a few years knowing what I know now.
Whaddya know now that you would incorporate into your "de-aged" self that youd utilize in said dorm scene? -
2019-03-21 at 11:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Whaddya know now that you would incorporate into your "de-aged" self that youd utilize in said dorm scene?
Man, I don't even know where to start...
First of all, you must follow rules one and two of dating:
1) step 1, be attractive.
2) step 2, don't be unattractive.
I say those somewhat facetiously, but with a sprinkle of truth to it. No matter how many times women will say they don't care about physical appearance and see "deeper" and all that bs, disregard it (almost) entirely.
If you're fat, lose weight. (I have been overweight, off and on, throughout my life - here is a 100% correlation between my weight/BMI and my sex life).
If you're short, gain height. (Obviously that one is a lot more fascetious, but do whateveryou can to seem taller. Watch that Simpsons episode where Milhouse becomes Fallout Boy for some ideas from Bart).
Be confident. This is the hardest one because it just seems to come naturally to some and not to others. I belong to the latter category. That's why I drink as often as I do. I have no easy answers to this one, but somehow find a way to increase your self confidence.
Next, acquire currency. This one is actually not AS necessary as some might make it seem, but, if you're lacking in any of the above three areas, it will definitely help your chances.
I could probably go on and on, but those four things are the absolute most fundamental rules of attracting women if you're a dude. -
2019-03-21 at 11:59 AM UTCAs for non-getting-laid-acticities, I'd also have dedicated more time learning to program/code. And read more widely. Always expand your knowledge base laterally as well as depth-wise.
Remain humble about your knowledge. Listen to people older than you (they have more life experience), more successful than you, or in any way exhibiting any quality or character strength that you want to improve in yourself. -
2019-03-21 at 12:07 PM UTCTall confident and money. Do you REALLY think that's what women want? Or girls ? Or whatever.?
Maybe basic bi5ches. You're probably right. You are. But those aren't girls I'd ever wanna be with.
Of course I'm saying this because I'm me ke and 34 and single. I dont care about a pocket fence family or that. I thought I did. I probably do but now I have to convince myself I dont.
I don't though. I'm such a fucking o84ixe of shit I could never make a good boyfriend. I'd love to be one, but I cant.
Who gives a fuck. The only girl that will ever really like me will have to be really fucking weird and not self conscious and she would be so amazing. I love her in advance whoever she is. I hope she forgives me in advance for dying before we ever get to grow togetherThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-21 at 12:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Tall confident and money. Do you REALLY think that's what women want? Or girls ? Or whatever.?
Maybe basic bi5ches. You're probably right. You are. But those aren't girls I'd ever wanna be with.
Of course I'm saying this because I'm me ke and 34 and single. I dont care about a pocket fence family or that. I thought I did. I probably do but now I have to convince myself I dont.
I don't though. I'm such a fucking o84ixe of shit I could never make a good boyfriend. I'd love to be one, but I cant.
Who gives a fuck. The only girl that will ever really like me will have to be really fucking weird and not self conscious and she would be so amazing. I love her in advance whoever she is. I hope she forgives me in advance for dying before we ever get to grow together
These are just things Ive learned from experience.
And, the one that is probably the least controversial is the confidence part. Most women won't admjt that they care about how tall a dude is or how much money he makes, etc
But they will outright admit that confidence is a MAJOR factor.
In fact, they will often state that that is ALL that matters. It will of course depend on the chick, but it will always be one of the most important factors. -
2019-03-21 at 12:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I'm such a fucking o84ixe of shit I could never make a good boyfriend. I'd love to be one, but I cant.
Who gives a fuck. The only girl that will ever really like me will have to be really fucking weird and not self conscious and she would be so amazing. I love her in advance whoever she is. I hope she forgives me in advance for dying before we ever get to grow together
I sincerely hope you find that, but I'm just giving some notes and observations on what's worked for me, as well as what hasn't.
I am by no means an expert on relationships, just on brief romantic trists.
I've been intimate with dozens of women, but usually only for a few days to a few weeks.
And that's where my confidence theory comes into play. When I'm drunk, it's easy as pie (lol, like pussy... As in cream pie). But once i sober up, confidence drops, women lose interest. -
2019-03-21 at 12:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks I sincerely hope you find that, but I'm just giving some notes and observations on what's worked for me, as well as what hasn't.
I am by no means an expert on relationships, just on brief romantic trists.
I've been intimate with dozens of women, but usually only for a few days to a few weeks.
And that's where my confidence theory comes into play. When I'm drunk, it's easy as pie (lol, like pussy… As in cream pie). But once i sober up, confidence drops, women lose interest.
Pretend your signature is broke.. -
2019-03-21 at 12:49 PM UTCFilks?
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2019-03-21 at 2:07 PM UTCnormies?
