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When cops on police procedurals tell the perp "you tell us everything, then we make a deal"

  1. 2019-03-21 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I swear, that shit makes me want to punch my fucking TV while its on and turn into some kind of electrical superhero/supervillain so I can go and punch the moronic writers for such a stupid fucking gimmick.

    EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.

    The apprahended criminal says "I want a deal, then I'll talk". And then the cops just respond with "first tell us everything, then we'll consider your request."

    Like, how fucking retarded is that? It makes me want to take my TV and throw it through a random window and douse the living room with some kind of accelerant and lighting that shit up.

    Fucking so goddamn stupid. Suspension of disbelief my fucking ass. Nobody is that dumb. Cops lie to suspects all the fucking time.

    I'm trying to watch a fucking police procedural, and every fucking episode they pull this same bullshit.
  2. 2019-03-21 at 6:13 AM UTC
    #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I swear, that shit makes me want to punch my fucking TV while its on and turn into some kind of electrical superhero/supervillain so I can go and punch the moronic writers for such a stupid fucking gimmick.

    EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.

    The apprahended criminal says "I want a deal, then I'll talk". And then the cops just respond with "first tell us everything, then we'll consider your request."

    Like, how fucking retarded is that? It makes me want to take my TV and throw it through a random window and douse the living room with some kind of accelerant and lighting that shit up.

    Fucking so goddamn stupid. Suspension of disbelief my fucking ass. Nobody is that dumb. Cops lie to suspects all the fucking time.

    I'm trying to watch a fucking police procedural, and every fucking episode they pull this same bullshit.

    Yet, the cops get frustrated when they get lied to... as if they are morally and ethically superior. Pigs.
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  3. 2019-03-21 at 6:14 AM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Yet, the cops get frustrated when they get lied to… as if they are morally and ethically superior. Pigs.

    It's like that one fucking pet peeve I have about these shows.
  4. 2019-03-21 at 6:16 AM UTC
    #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're watching fake reality TV ?
  5. 2019-03-21 at 6:17 AM UTC
    #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Yet, the cops get frustrated when they get lied to… as if they are morally and ethically superior. Pigs.

    pretty much this, i overdosed on my b day last summer and woke up in an ambulance with this australian fat bitch yeling at me saying, "TELL ME WHUT U TOOK!" when im like really out of it... and she was like "U FUCKING DIED!" and i was like "pretty sure I'm fine and didn't take anything" and she started throwing a shitfit screaming "I fucking hate when they lie to me!"

    got a cab back to my slammers place less than an hour after that, pretty sure i was fine..
  6. 2019-03-21 at 6:44 AM UTC
    #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ You're watching fake reality TV ?

    Law and Order: SUV SVU.

    I haven't seen a single episode until the other day, but I need a show to binge watch.

    But it happens in every damn cop show.
  7. 2019-03-21 at 6:45 AM UTC
    #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Law and Order: Sports Utility Vehicle
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  8. 2019-03-21 at 6:47 AM UTC
    #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Missing Faggot
  9. 2019-03-21 at 6:53 AM UTC
    #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra Law and Order: Sports Utility Vehicle

    Crimes involving tall and
    long vehicles are considered especially heinous.

    Members of an elite squad are out there with measuring tape ensuring our chassiz do not violate these laws.

    Ba-Bumb. Bun bun bum, bumm bumm bum.

    Dun dun dun dun dunna.
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  10. 2019-03-21 at 6:53 AM UTC
    #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Missing Faggot

    I've got a raging clue right now.
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  11. 2019-03-21 at 7:01 AM UTC
    #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by gadzooks Crimes involving tall and
    long vehicles are considered especially heinous.

    fucking lol

    makes me think of racist transformers
  12. 2019-03-21 at 7:03 AM UTC
    #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra fucking lol

    makes me think of racist transformers

    Of course it does.
  13. 2019-03-21 at 7:04 AM UTC
    #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucjing CHOOTIE. ugh
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