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  1. #41
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok I found the cousin kissjng one...



    But can't find my "Alkoholiks" video (it does contain copyrighted music tho, maybe that's why).
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  2. #42
    Originally posted by gadzooks Or I might have referred to one of my friends as my "bro", but that would've been more a term of endearment.

    I think you did say bro ;)
  3. #43
    Lol, my first account got banned because I got fucked up on T-PAIN and liquor and apparently decided I was going to make a YouTube tutorial on how to stick drugs up your ass

    It was at 6000 views before it was taken down, which means that 6000 people have seen my anus
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  4. #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox Lol, my first account got banned because I got fucked up on T-PAIN and liquor and apparently decided I was going to make a YouTube tutorial on how to stick drugs up your ass

    It was at 6000 views before it was taken down, which means that 6000 people have seen my anus

    Back in my hazy dazed and confused opiates + benzos + alcohol every day days... I posted a video of myself shooting up so that I could get feedback on technique from some more experienced folks on Zoklet.

    I discovered like 5 years later that it was still up.
  5. #45
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok I found the cousin kissjng one…



    But can't find my "Alkoholiks" video (it does contain copyrighted music tho, maybe that's why).

    brb I have to do... things
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  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG brb I have to do… things

    I love how the video has 26k views. I have some tutorial videos on IBM blockchain software development and deployment... Literally cutting edge technology... It's got like 10 views.

    "Kissing cousins"... 26,000 views.
  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG Shut the fuck up K R O Z

    NO U~! Nigger man
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have some cousin kittens vids on YT that have over 3 million views but I'll keep them to myself
  9. #49
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I have some cousin kittens vids on YT that have over 3 million views but I'll keep them to myself

    You'll let three million complete strangers see them but not your fellow space niggas?

    If it ever comes down to us all jettisoning into space, we have to be prepared for some major inbreeding if we want to propagate the species.
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks You'll let three million complete strangers see them but not your fellow space niggas?

    If it ever comes down to us all jettisoning into space, we have to be prepared for some major inbreeding if we want to propagate the species.

    What if it was you and me? We are responsible for fuxking and somehow reproducing. You want top or bottom ?
  11. #51
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What if it was you and me? We are responsible for fuxking and somehow reproducing. You want top or bottom ?

    It's a conditional... If I'm too drunk to obtain, and sustain, a boner, then I'll take bottom I guess.

    I dunno, tho... I have rectally inserted various drug administering apparatus', and none of them were quite the size of an average erect penis... So I dunno.
  12. #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    RIPPING B HOLES TOINIGHT DADDAY!
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