One liners you would like to use some day, but probably will never get the opportunity to do so

1. 2016-11-23 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Mine has to be "it's just been revoked" from Lethal Weapon
2. 2016-11-23 at 10:12 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   mine is "kill yourself" but i can use that rn
3. 2016-11-23 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Dinner. Is. Served.
4. 2016-11-23 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Rest in pieces" right before I shoot somebody with an RPG.
5. 2016-11-23 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #5
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
6. 2016-11-23 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #6
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   also: "I have to return some videotapes"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2016-11-23 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #7
   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   you killed my father. prepare to die
8. 2016-11-23 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #8
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "Raped her harder than Nanking."
9. 2016-11-24 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "I would die in your arms if you would die too"
10. 2016-11-24 at 12:14 AM UTC

    #10
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by the holy ghost mine is "kill yourself" but i can use that rn

    
    lol if you've never used that one then you must be a total bitch with no real life
11. 2016-11-24 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by antinatalism also: "I have to return some videotapes"

    
    
    That made me laugh.
12. 2016-11-24 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't sit in my bedroom for hours thinking up the perfect one liner like George Costanza with his "jerk store" comment. Input > Output. Humans are RAM heavy we aren't meant to remember one liners, we are more well built to come up with them on the spot.
    
    Some of the best banter I engage in doesn't happen on the weekend with my friends its at work with people who barely speak english and their humor is top notch.
13. 2016-11-24 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost mine is "kill yourself" but i can use that rn

    
    Already in the process, my friend.
14. 2016-11-24 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't sit in my bedroom for hours thinking up the perfect one liner like George Costanza with his "jerk store" comment. Input > Output. Humans are RAM heavy we aren't meant to remember one liners, we are more well built to come up with them on the spot.
    
    Some of the best banter I engage in doesn't happen on the weekend with my friends its at work with people who barely speak english and their humor is top notch.

    
    I'm thinking more of awesome one liners from movies and shit.
    
    The whole Dirty Harry "Are you feeling lucky?" Schpeal is a good one.
15. 2016-11-24 at 10:18 PM UTC

    #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by the holy ghost mine is "kill yourself" but i can use that rn

    
    Ayy. Good one.
16. 2016-11-26 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #16
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    If a girl ever tries to hold your hand or lower arm, bat it away and say:
    
    "Don't touch the watch."