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If cats could speak

  1. #1
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    The most spoken phrase in the world would become "Put me down"
  2. #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I think it Meow.
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My cat speaks
  5. #5
    "He's been wanking again while you were out"
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My cat speaks

    you mean it cries for help
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    English?
  8. #8
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    My cat fucked your cat.
  9. #9
    Ghost Black Hole
    what do you think your pet named you?
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Ghost what do you think your pet named you?

    Tiddles.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost what do you think your pet named you?

    Daddy
  12. #12
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Boss
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