2019-03-19 at 10:01 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
For the majority of my life, I have hated pickles. I would pick them off of burgers and put them to the side.
Then, one day, something happened which would forever alter the course of my personal history. I took LSD and ate a pickle. And it was delicious. That briney, tart crunch had me enthralled in it's trap. I was in love. I began adding pickles to more and more things, and eventually got to the point where I'm at today, which is: going through at least three family size pickle jars by myself every month.
I'm talking about the big fucking kahuna ones. The jars you need two hands to hold, and could plant flowers in afterwards.
Right now I'm eating Vlassic kosher dill baby wholes (lol) which is not my favorite, as the skins are too tough and a lot of the smaller pickles have more skin than flesh. But goddamn if I'm not going to eat like ten of them every time I open the jar. I don't know what it is but I really, really enjoy pickles. My favorite are the full sized whole dills. Vlassic is my go-to but there are a few store brands I enjoy as well.
A couple months ago I got drunk off whiskey and devoured an entire family sized jar of pickles in one night. I also, for the first time, drank the nectar of the gods. Pickle juice. There's a sexual aspect to all of this, but it is not a lusting feeling. Love is a more apt description.
I seriously enjoy the heck out of some pickles. Goddamn. I just ate about a dozen and I want to drink the juice now. I think I'm just going to have a sip or something. This shit must be forbidden in some cultures, because why else would it be this good? God yeah, I'm gonna have a sip. If anybody wants to send me pickles, I have some already on my amazon wishlist and I can send you a link. Thanks.
2019-03-19 at 11:33 PM UTC
Sigh. You make the fag jokes too easy.
2019-03-19 at 11:35 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Pickles are manly though :(
2019-03-19 at 11:35 PM UTC
Yeah and you like men!
:)
2019-03-19 at 11:39 PM UTC
Nothing you ol pickle tickler. Nothing at all.
Y’all be just fine.
2019-03-20 at 12:16 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I like em but they have way to much salt for me to consume then on the reg
2019-03-20 at 12:24 AM UTC
When I was a child I didn't like pickles, but then one night I had a dream where I was eating pickles dipped in mustard and ketchup and they were delicious. After the dream I decided to try it IRL and I thought it was fucking disgusting. Now I like pickles though, but not like all the time. And I definitely favor the higher quality ones over the cheaper brands. You should make your own pickles, they would probably be way more dank.
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2019-03-20 at 1:17 AM UTC
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