2019-03-18 at 5:58 PM UTC
As an expert ass wiper, of both myself and others, I must declare that BACK TO FRONT is the only legitmate method.
Front to back jams all the shit in your crack, where it's not gonna be wiped out, just a long shit smear all the way from your anus the tip of your crack. How gross and uncomfortable feeling that thin line of mosit shit rubbin' when you walk.
People say "back to front your pushing it into your genitals!!!"
Yeah, if your an idiot with no motor skills. You PULL UP before it gets near your genitals, it just takes a teeny bit of control in order to do so. That way, there is no thin shit smear to worry about. Dry, clean crack.
I confess that my asshole must be IMMACULATE, however. It doesn't matter how much paper it takes, that thing has gotta be utterly dry and shit streak free.
Folks????????
2019-03-18 at 6:14 PM UTC
i have internal hemeroids there is much blood
