I refuse to wear non slip shoes and i just wear my vans because im not a gaylord, though the other day i was on a bunch of Crouton and drinking at work and was carrying a tray of tackos like "mr man" and this guatemalen bitch was mopping the floor but left and there was a big puddle of water right out of the kitchen door and i was like "sheeehooyaaah!" and busted my skinny ass and my left elbow and was just lying there taking a moment saying "aaaah man fuck me" and some gay guy came up and was like "omg i know cpr but I don't what to do!"
and i was like im fine man and everyone was laughing making fun of me.
