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Going to Antarctica to jack off to have have your sperm preserved.
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2016-11-24 at 8:29 AM UTCCause I wouldn't trust a sperm bank.
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2016-11-24 at 9:48 AM UTCIt's objectively better to jack off in the snow than it is to cryogenically preserve your sperm.
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2016-11-24 at 1:54 PM UTCvery thoughtful of you