OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry

1. 2019-03-07 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #41
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ Can you imagine me fucking you? Neither of us can smile the entire time. Just sex faces and sweat beads. We can play Mario after.

   
   Oh, I can imagine it
2. 2019-03-07 at 2:18 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   What are the perks of becoming a member?
3. 2019-03-07 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #43
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:
   
   My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.

   
   Lol ☺️
4. 2019-03-11 at 11:27 PM UTC

   #44
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Grylls What are the perks of becoming a member?

   
   Anal sex and videogame tournaments. Free snacks at both.
5. 2019-03-11 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Bueno motherfucker
6. 2019-03-11 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I have made many poor decisions and regret nothing.
   
   I've impregnated, lied, cheated, robbed, infected and debauched. I am a complete and utter tragedy of a human being not even worthy of the sinful flesh that covers my bones. I am a misogynistic, misanthropist pig, and engineer of my own destruction who lacks a soul. I only wish bad things for the world and everything in it.
   
   Can I please join?
7. 2019-03-12 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #47
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Octavian I have made many poor decisions and regret nothing.
   
   I've impregnated, lied, cheated, robbed, infected and debauched. I am a complete and utter tragedy of a human being not even worthy of the sinful flesh that covers my bones. I am a misogynistic, misanthropist pig, and engineer of my own destruction who lacks a soul. I only wish bad things for the world and everything in it.
   
   Can I please join?

   
   Only if it was a boy.
8. 2019-03-12 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #48
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Cool kids? Lol
   
   #MuchCoolerThanTheCoolKidz
   
   
   
   😋
9. 2019-03-12 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #49
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   Fuxk, I meant if it became a son. Accidently made it sound like the object of fuckery was a kid.
10. 2019-03-12 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #50
    

    SHARƘ Yung Blood

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Fuxk, I meant if it became a son. Accidently made it sound like the object of fuckery was a kid.

    
    I impregnate boys for sport.
11. 2019-03-16 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Only if it was a boy.

    
    do you tuck your boy into your adopted boy every night you tuck him into his bed ?
12. 2019-03-16 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #52
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Yes he stretches his penis over the boy so that he stays warm and cozy at night
13. 2019-03-17 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #53
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    lots of boy love itt.