Accidentally brought a meth pipe to work

1. 2019-03-15 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   My mother and I were arguing this morning about the current age of humanity and my purpose in the universe and relationship with God while she berated my drug use. Somehow during my sleep deprived paranoia I slipped the jimmy (meth pipe) in my work bag
   
   I noticed it just now while eating my breakfast lol. There are cameras EVERYWHERE and I am surrounded by $50k a year rattoxes at the end of their roads.
   
   I hid the contraband in a bag of candy, I need to hide it further because they do a bag check at the door.
   
   Also I got randomly searched coming in but I didnt know I had the pipe lolololol.
   
   
2. 2019-03-15 at 5:46 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   Since when do you work?
   
   You should load your meth into a ecig vape.
3. 2019-03-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You don’t live with HTS anymore? Whatever happened to that
4. 2019-03-15 at 5:54 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   My plural wrote this post
5. 2019-03-16 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Smoke the residue in the bathroom then boof the pipe
6. 2019-03-16 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   calling a meth pipe a jimmy is gang shit
7. 2019-03-17 at 7:46 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Methuselah You don’t live with HTS anymore? Whatever happened to that

   
   Yeah I wanna hear more about this. It's not fair to leave the forum out on the drama.
8. 2019-03-17 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   she kicked me out
9. 2019-03-17 at 1:42 PM UTC

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   Sock Puppet Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost she kicked me out

   
   HAHAHAHA
10. 2019-03-17 at 1:43 PM UTC

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    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost she kicked me out

    
    Hey HTS everyone loves fucking a sock, but did you ever have a sock fuck you? HMU cunt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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