2019-03-16 at 12:16 AM UTC
I have
HOly fuck I have been so high from this 8ball since 2 weeks ago, almost smoked it all which is a personal record also I think this stuff is pure and cut free D-meth made from cold pills and phosphorus, I have not had or seen shit like this in years.
Compared to dirty street tech and d/l racemic p2p meth this stuff is the bloody vultures ripped muddy jeans man.
I got so high I forgot how basic things like energy and heat are combined in our fabric of reality, I have been smoking meth wrong for 7+ days now.. this has not happened to m,e in a LONG time,and it explains everything including this subtle psychosis that i've been fighting with overdoses and paranoid freakouts, bundy weed and beer since last payday.
I feel like I can calm down now because I remembered I know how to smoke meth, its easy. Meth bongs are cool. I was so high I thought you had to break up the shards into certain sized pieces or it would melt wrong because it was too dense and I went through 3 good pipes in 2 weeks smoking this 8ball that was supposed to last until the 4th of july… lololol.
How fucked am I.
I just melted down a massive chunk and did a classic puddle hit, I have no idea what I just spent an entire week obsessed with smoking these retarded hits over and over and over packing bowls in the most fucked way ever using a knife and magifying glass to cut the meth like a gemstone for ultimate optical purity and pyramid power karmatic chakra geometic fibbonaci chasing the dragon except I was lost in space chasing a space station moving at warp speed. I spent like 7 solid days chopping rocks convinced the surface area or some kind of supernatural force beyond my control was throwing off my hits (despite smoking more than I ever have ever in my entire life at once and OD'ing more times than I can count)
I was CONVINCED This stuff was cut with something funky and exotic like Bakelite or there some invisible residue of dust, melted human skin and hair, soot and meth precursors coating my pipe making normal hits impossible. I thought the gravity polarity switching might be throwing me off or maybe I was just getting it too hot or holding it wrong so I tried every combination of distance, heat, angles, position.
Turns out I am just really really high smoking tekdots in one hit like snaps from a bong and then I hold up this burnt mess of a pipe up to the light completely white opaque with melted shit and stare at the empty bowl brown and scorched from my binge and wonder in agony where the fuck my puddle is (YOU SMOKED IT RETARD!) I gave up on stem hits and grew to hate them days ago, my old mild abuse savior is now just like weed resin to me, more bullshit that interferes with my high.
I just want to smoke puddles but I am too high to smoke meth. I have been holding the pipe upside down, sideways, backwards, vertical doing all kinds of nonsense tricks. I think I set a world record for fiending
2019-03-16 at 1:41 AM UTC
No, but when I was 11, I was with my sister in Hyde park in Chicago it was her friends house and her friend had a teenage daughter who had some curlers hooked up and I wanted to bump my bangs
They told me not to touch the curlers .... :/
I accidentally dropped the curler on my eye
I had to go to the hospital in an ambulance
I had one blue eye and one brown eye for a long time And my daddy had to take me to an eye specialist
I’m alright now tho
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2019-03-16 at 1:45 AM UTC
damn is this you????
Originally posted by Ghost
She lost a quarter of her face to an accident including parts of her brain so now she kind of talks slow and if you stare at the eye long enough you can tell the eyebrow is painted on.
Still pretty cute though and after the accident she became a pothead, gained a lot of weight and became a huge slut also
She's also pretty cool and will make jokes about her eye or threaten to stab You. .
I think I'm gonna exclusively chase one eyed girls now
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2019-03-16 at 2:06 AM UTC
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