DAMN NOT GOOD!

1. 2019-03-15 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I think i fucked up my interview. I went in for an interview just a lil while ago for potentially a new job or a second job with the state. And I gelled up my hair and put on a yellow oxford ralph lauren button down with my sweater ontop to look professional as this is in a state building. My friend told his friend to get me the job and she was like yeah we need ppl and I came in and gave her a hug and stuff and asked if i spoke to luis this morning.
   
   I spoke with the guy for 20 min and im super tired, i've been up since 3am and I just didn't look fresh and was like mai tige... itz beeen dorerereing it. I told him my experience and how i found out about the job but I think he is skeptical, i was even all shaved up too.
   
   I hope it works out because i need health insurance and something stable, the girl that works there has had her job for 9 years and it seems like its pretty chill in a nice building. My friend said it would be perfect for me as they don't sell booze there and I can focus.
2. 2019-03-15 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   This could be the start of a whole new you.
3. 2019-03-15 at 5:48 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This could be the start of a whole new you.

   
   yeah i hope so. I think i need to call luis and tell him to tell francis to tell tom im a good gont.
   
   EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
   
   i think the dude also might have wondered about me having a blue left ear lol, if he ask i will just chalk it up to rough sex
4. 2019-03-15 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They don’t care about your criminal record?
5. 2019-03-15 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Or a porn scab
6. 2019-03-15 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Methuselah They don’t care about your criminal record?

   
   They might. But its a sub contract company working for the state in a state building. a lot of places claim about criminal records and i've worked for the state before, so we will see.
   
   strings can be pulled im sure. hehehe
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7. 2019-03-15 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Or a porn scab

   
   whats a porn scab?
8. 2019-03-15 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Methuselah They don’t care about your criminal record?

   
   it wasn't for theft so who cares
9. 2019-03-15 at 5:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost it wasn't for theft so who cares

   
   It was for assault or some shit tho wasn’t it.
10. 2019-03-15 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    background checks cost money and time, and if you were to do a background check / drug test on everyone that works in a kitchen no one would have a job in the industry.
11. 2019-03-15 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or I think I remember reading “enhanced strangulation” lol
12. 2019-03-15 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Methuselah It was for assault or some shit tho wasn’t it.

    
    yeah but, im not going to assault anyone at work unless they provoke me into provocative situation, if I get upset I'll just leave and smoke a cig and come back. I've never beat up a co-worker. Ive kicked two girls in the ass at work but hey liked it.
    
    this girl at work slammed into me on purpose while i was on the phone taking an order and the phone fell off the wall and everyone started laughing at me. She came in the next day on her day off rollerskating and i went up right behind her and kicked in the ass and she slipped and busted her ass and all these drunk dudes were like "HE JUST HIT A GURLL HURR!" and she was like its cool just fuck off, such outrage over nothing.
13. 2019-03-15 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Methuselah It was for assault or some shit tho wasn’t it.

    
    against a bitch, a domestic issue.
    
    Has nothing to do with affecting the workplace. I'm sure everyone has been in a situation where they want to strangle their wife, I know I have
14. 2019-03-15 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’ve strangled women before too, but it’s not on my record
15. 2019-03-15 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In the #metoo era you’d think something like that would be worse than murder on ur record
16. 2019-03-15 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Is it strangulation if they like it?
17. 2019-03-15 at 5:58 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Is it strangulation if they like it?

    
    yeah its quite the fine line these days.
18. 2019-03-15 at 5:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Is it strangulation if they like it?

    
    Not while it’s happening, but if you break up or get divorced then later they can say you raped them
19. 2019-03-15 at 6:02 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Methuselah Not while it’s happening, but if you break up or get divorced then later they can say you raped them

    
    thats not how it works.. they would of had to of called the pigs for it to be a credible story
20. 2019-03-15 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats not how it works.. they would of had to of called the pigs for it to be a credible story

    
    It’s enough to end your career though