So, who's getting hammered tonight?

1. 2019-03-15 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   You better not be drivin'... or you could be forced to ' walk the line'.👍😟
2. 2019-03-15 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Uber is like a life saver for your Friday night reveler...just 10yrs ago you either risked a DUI or $50 for a regular taxi...now you can get an Uber in like 2 mins for $15.
   
   Uber are literally life savers and prevent many people from spending the night in jail and losing their license, thanks uber.
3. 2019-03-15 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #3
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm going to be drinking tonight but I'm going to ride my bicycle to the bar. lol get pulled over for a dwi while cycling. just totally mai tiger it on your huffy in front of the cops lol
4. 2019-03-15 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   One time my dad got pulled over after drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, got a sobriety test and passed it but was arrested on warrants.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Archer513
5. 2019-03-15 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #5
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Ghost One time my dad got pulled over after drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, got a sobriety test and passed it but was arrested on warrants.

   
   DAMN NOT GOOD!
6. 2019-03-15 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   to be honest tho i actually don't want to drink tonight i just want to eat a nice steak and smoke some weed.
7. 2019-03-15 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   I’m babysitting tonight.
   
   Tomorrow it’s on.
   
   Kegs n eggs Sunday morning ☘️
8. 2019-03-15 at 2:24 PM UTC

   #8
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Archer513 I’m babysitting tonight.
   
   Tomorrow it’s on.
   
   Kegs n eggs Sunday morning ☘️

   
   What? Awww 😄😄😄
9. 2019-03-15 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost One time my dad got pulled over after drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, got a sobriety test and passed it but was arrested on warrants.

   
   the warrants were for drinking and driving also
10. 2019-03-15 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #10
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I am!
    
    In a tuxedo!
11. 2019-03-15 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by stl1 I am!
    
    In a tuxedo!

    
    yeah?
12. 2019-03-15 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #12
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Yeah!
13. 2019-03-15 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Why?
14. 2019-03-15 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    must be doing some james bond shit
15. 2019-03-15 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls must be doing some james bond shit

    
    With a cane?
16. 2019-03-15 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    happy zaint zattocks day
17. 2019-03-15 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Off topic
    
    
    Reported
18. 2019-03-15 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    im getting hammered and sickle'd tonight comrades
19. 2019-03-15 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #19
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm going to be drinking tonight but I'm going to ride my bicycle to the bar. lol get pulled over for a dwi while cycling. just totally mai tiger it on your huffy in front of the cops lol

    
    My cousin got a speeding ticket on a bicycle, doing 35 down a hill on his way to work. I guess the cop had nothing better to do that day.
20. 2019-03-15 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    You mean you folks are posting sober?