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The problems associated with being a beautiful person

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    It is quite honestly one of the most difficult aspects of my life. Everywhere I go, I am stared at and adored. Men want to be my friends, and women want to fuck me. I try to be nice to them, but of course, I haven't got the time. If I chilled with every dude who wanted to chill, and fucked every woman who wanted to fuck, I would never have time to do any of the other radical shit I do.

    I doubt anybody else here has this problem but hopefully you can try and understand my plight. It isn't easy being so beautiful.
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